Kamp Kuzma: The Operators' Campgrounds (For Operating)

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Sup Lance!

Got a few questions about summons.

*Gasping for air* Damn it Zero!!!

*Coughs* looks like Lance left as quickly as he appeared. Tho I would like to make it clear that I was not dissing magic or mages *Dusts self off and gets up off the floor* I actually find magic interesting but I find Sugar more interesting than anything in this world. *Pulls out a strange looking piece of candy and looks over at Data* Hey you wana see a little trick that I can do? *Grins* If so then come outside. *slowly backs out of the tent while motioning for Zero to follow*

*Follows Asuzu*

PM.

ok Zero, check this out. *Holds out a strange piece of candy that is slightly glowing and is in the shape of a snowflake* Cute isint it? I designed it myself but this is besides the point. This is my latest creation! *Places it in my mouth* and now *Pulls out a bottle of water* I shall demonstrate to you my latest invention! *Sits the bottle of water on a tree stump at the edge of the forest and takes a few steps back while sucking on the candy with somewhat of a pained expression on my face. After a few seconds of this I take a deep breath and begin to blow in the direction of the bottle. As I blow a spray of blue liquid spews from my mouth covering both the stump and the bottle incasing it in a layer of ice freezing it solid* T-tada *Falls to knees clutching my head* B-brain freeze.... s-side effect >_>;;

*readed a Icha Icha entire time*

You were saying something?

*Still clutching head* Y-you sun of a... *Grabs a red piece of glowing candy and places it in my mouth then blows fire at the grown around making circle of melted snow around myself then glares up at Zero*

*readed Icha Icha*

You were saying something?

*Angrely takes a step twords Zero and stops. Tears begin to run down my face* H-H-HOOOOOT!!!!! *Falls to the ground and starts eating the snow*

*walks away while reading Icha Icha and giggling perversly*

*Finally stops eating snow and looks up at Zero giggling and walking away* You... you... *Sigh* o screw it *Gets up out of the snow and follows zero*

*goes behind corner and dissapears*

Bah... that damned Zero-kun... *Heads for the kitchen while mumbling something vulgar*

*Appears behind Asuzu slaps a note on Asuzus back that says*

Open me and read me!

*Reads the note... slowly turns around*

*A plank witha note*

Look Behind you!

FAST!

*Quickly whirls around*

PIE MEET FACE!

*shoves cream pie into Asuzus face then walks behind a corner*

*Stands there* ... DAMN IT IM GONA KI-- *Licks the inside of the pie dish* That... that pie?! *removes the pie dish from my face and wipes a little off my face onto my finger and places it in my mouth* O... so good~ *Sits on the ground and starts to eat whats left of the pie in the dish as well as whats on my face*

*Suddenly an empty pill bottle drops. On a label says*

Laxatives. 1 Pill per person. 20 in a bottle.