The Waar Theory.

I've come to the conclusion that the pictures of the Human Waar are all a trick and his Cat Avatars are intended to be a clue that leads to something darker. What we've seen is in fact a fake wooden/metal structure which is being controlled by half a dozen or so cats on the inside of it which control it, this structure being that which we know as Waar. They are named Mittens, Frits, Spot, Daisy, Marcie and Barnie respectively. They take turns posting on Fakku each of them having a different online persona and role on Fakku.

I'd like to point out that Frits is the cat who locks all the posts. And it is Mittens who banned Harmonian, Yes Waar claims he can't ban anyone but that's only because the other five don't realize Mittens is an Admin. Also All of them get into fights regularly with Slayer.


That is all. Let the truth set you free.

The more you know...

ANOTHER WAAR THREAD?

WHY IS IT WHEN ONE GETS CLOSE TO GETTING OFF THE FIRST PAGE ANOTHER IS MADE?

[size=6]fuck yeah caps lock[/h]

Pretty sure the dude just likes cats.

He's a canadian furry.

win

Bestiality sense tingling...

gonna have to thank Mitten later then.

She likes to eat trolls.

Finally the dark secret of Waar is revealed, I've been arguing with cats the whole time.

yeah, and i've been arguing with the mentally handicapped, go figure.

That's "Mentally challenged" thank you.

why would you capitalize the m?

I'm retarded with a capital R remember?

I never forget.

Where did you come from?

fix'd

I'm a regular ninja. You just turn around and...BAM! I'm there.