There's a time to run, and a time to fight

And then there's a time to kick your neighbor in the balls while you run from him...

Because he's 6'2ish, athletic, and you're injured.

It would be a really unfair fight.

Glad I didn't get caught.

I would definitely have lost if it became a fight.

A little piece of my masculine pride died today.

All to save my own hide.

Time to be paranoid of my neighbor 2 apartments down for a while.

Dude what the fuck you have no soul.

I'd hate to say it, but I'd do the exact same thing. Fuck fighting people who I can't beat, I'd rather pussy out then end up in the hospital.

Jaden Smith had to fight against a taller Chinese martial arts kid with an injured leg that got more severe after that kid played dirty, and he still won. What's your excuse?

Wow, to think you would ever defend me in my threads...

Thanks, I guess?

Still, what he said isn't that wrong.

Honestly, I probably don't have a 'soul'.

It's just a concept created by people who believe we cannot be sentient or alive without such a thing.

Nothing wrong with believing said concept, I just choose not to.

I had a busted knee, am weak, am fat, short, and don't know martial arts?

In my situation, would you be smart and run?

Or stand there and let him wreck you, because you can't effectively fight back?

He was all that too, minus the busted knee and fat part.

Are we talking movies here, or real life?

In the movies, I can see it, for storytelling.

If real life, link videos.

You should probably learn some form of self-defense... It's not good to rely on dirty tricks to escape bad situations, it won't always work.

You know that's not exactly a good start to your new apartment or whatever.

What's funny is that he just came over to apologize, saying he was drunk.

I guess I won't have to worry about him, except watch out when he's drunk not to piss him off.

Still, you have to understand that I didn't know he was drunk.

I thought something I said genuinely pissed him off.

Of course the movies.

What did you do?

Oh.

Well, I'm no movie star.

Luckily, the guy sobered up a bit after a kick in the nuts.

We were having a conversation and I started arguing with him about politics.

This little incident reminded me of why politics are bad conversation topics.

Chatting about Greatness of Loli's is a way better conversation starter.

Lucky I'm a big black guy

Become my bitch and I'll protect you.

And here I thought you banged his girlfriend as well.

You know moralfags don't understand us. That's why you should've brought the negotiation stick with you.