they don't wear underwear??

You can't take your dick out of your pants with your underwear on? Shame on you.

They dont wear condoms either

who does?

Every reasonable person. You're clearly not one of them.

I don't even take of my pants. I made patented Velcro pants with dick hole patches that whenever I get a boner it just pushes down the flap. And hello. I kid of course but I kinda wanna make that now.

HI LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

HELLO!!!

Where ya been?

Here. Their. Red Dead.

What happened to ObviouslyNotLongevity? Where did he go?

lol. Epic fail question? You gotta be kinda unco if ya can't flip ya dick out with undies on... Hell. in H mangs Chicks are the ones doing it. Who says they can't pull your undies down along with the zip? XD They multi task for a reason :D

I think he got Jacob to delete the old Longevity so he could claim the name.

??? i never said i can't.