This is the weirdest thing that happened in my class

OK SO THERE I WAS IN CLASS. I had just woken up from the best dream and i decided not to take notes. Today was a warm day so most people were wearing shorts and skirts. I was looking around my class cause i was bored and then two seats behind me to the left i saw it!...There was an ugly fat ass chick rubbing her pussy with her pen right there in the middle of class. She was just going at it. I was shocked and sickened i stared at the girl (in the face) and she looked at me back then not even 10 minutes later she was back at it. I didn't want to be in that room because that girl was as ugly s fuck...like she didn't get hit with the ugly stick she got hit with the whole damm tree!!! and fat as all holy hell!! so with an hour and a half of class left with out even a word to the teacher I got up and left.

You made the right decision. Next I suggest you wash your eyes with some bleach (not the anime/manga) and never make eye contact with her again.

would you like to borrow my rusty spoon ?

nah my rusty spork will be better :D

i actually have a titanium spork

well thats something to see in your nightmares tonight

Thanks for thrusting the distrubing mental images man...
Seriously that's just wrong... :evil:

On the one hand, you did all you could by just trying to ignore it and not being a bastard.
On the other, it would have made for a much better story if you had stood up as soon as you noticed it, pointed at her and yelled, "What the fuck is the matter with you?" and when your teacher responded to that, tell the teacher, "How can I focus on my work when this creature is twiddling herself for the whole world to see?"
Your story lacked drama, really.

lol thats some experience

I read this while eating...bright idea.

Thanks for the visual image, my imagination is great.

Now let's wash it with more H-games...

HGAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH omg, that would be sick xD

@smr: damn you @_@ you're gonna give me nightmares now

well i did consider the option of doing that but then I thought do I really want to be the guy who draws attention to that and then I thought do i really want people to think i was starring at her getting off in the middle of class so all i could think of was getting out. when i got back to my apartment i promptly took a shower

I would have barfed buckets if I saw what you saw.

erase it from ur mind!!! erase it!!! you might get nightmares of her rubbing your- ... ERASE IT!!!

watch hentai or read hentai manga!!

What has been seen cannot be unseen. -__-

FOOL :evil:
time warps make that possible

Honestly, if I was in your class and you called attention to it, I would applaud you. Seriously, if a hot chick is doing something like that would anyone, aside from the "I love school with my dick" assholes, try to stop it from happening? No, they'd be trying to use the psychic powers that they know they don't even have to make her have the biggest fucking orgasm she's ever had right in the middle of class while she's looking them dead in the eyes.

You should have jumped up on your desk, thrown something at her, pointed with both hands, and yelled at the top of your lungs, "Nasty bitch, why the fuck are you fucking yourself with a pen while I'm tryin' to get me some edumacation!" Sympathy, compassion, and all that kindness shit is overrated. If you see something that you think is fucked up and needs to be stopped, I think you should do whatever you can to stop it.

Man, I'd love to be in yours and dante's class. It'd surely fukken fun. :lol: