THIS TOPIC CONTAINS DIABEETUS

Diabeetus- A deadly disease that you contract when you eat a lifetime's worth of yummy snacks in 10 minutes. Said to be deadlier than AIDS, this horrible sickness will plague your life, force you to pay attention to shitty medical commercials, and turn you into a fat, wheezing heart attack on legs (or on wheels, if you get wheelchair'd.)

Diabeetus is a much less internets-valuable disease than most others. The diabeetus is usually a good indication that you're an engorged, useless waste of space, which compared to other diseases (like anorexia, which makes you pretty; bipolarism, which makes you unique; and AIDS, which makes you sexually desirable) is worthless in generating sympathy. Those who say "I have diabeetus" in an emotional, cut for "mature matters" post will more often than not be lawled at and flooded with fat insults, resulting in the journal becoming friends only. Those plagued with diabeetus suffer cruelly at the hands of their peers; it's common to feel sorry for them, until you remember that they're fat.

Diabeetus was the final stroke of death for Shay. While in an insane asylum, Shay sat around shitting herself and stuffing her face. One morning, she gobbled up everything in her reach and keeled over dead from diabetic shock. The hospital staff lulzed, as did the rest of the internets, thanks in large part to Jameth.

Dr. Mcninja HATES diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley died yesterday, June 30th, 2009 of Diabeetus.