This won't end well...

...You realize these are images from a campaign for STD awarness, right?

This is the internet. If half the people are aware they're typing I'd be surprised.

True... but monstergirls are hawt!!!

Too bad I havent any scorpiongirls in my folder at the moment... meh... I'll post some tomorrow...

Rule 34 can be a bitch sometimes...

Although the comparison of STDs to getting fucked by things like giant insects seems like fairly effective imagery.

OMG DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE SCORPIONS THAT BIG IN REAL LIFE, AND WHY WOULD A MAN FUCK ONE, IS THAT WHERE THEIR VAGINAS ARE? DO THEY EVEN HAVE VAGINAS? IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO KILL HIM AFTER SEX, I HOPE HE'S WEARING A CONDOM. SPOONING MIGHT BE AWKWARD.

/me facepalms

Let the face palming continue...

*Facepalm*

Spooning a scorpion is always awkward. They are so distant. They just don't let anyone in.

it's that hard outer shell they have... it's more of an exoskeleton really.

Like a suit of armor that never comes off. And if you can manage to get close at all, it's like they hit you with a stinger to get rid of you...