Throw away adult jokes

You do know that some people do have developmental disabilities that make them develop with childish behavour (i.e. ADD, Autism, Mental Retardation, etc), right? You are aware of this?
[size=9]Fuckin' douchebag...[/h]

Wow everything's so silly on this thread, i'm going to make another just like it someday!

I <3 this!

This is my thread now. Please disregard any shit posts above this one.





A woman was shaking out her rug on her seventeenth-floor apartment when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the edge. As she plummeted to a certain death, a man on the fourteenth-floor caught her in his arms. As she looked at him with gratitude, he asked: "Do you suck?"
"No," she snapped in dignantly, so he dropped her.
As she hurtled past the twelfth floor, another man caught her.
"Do you screw?" he demanded.
"No, I do not" she replied. So he dropped her.
With the ground drawing ever nearer, the desperate woman prayed to God for just one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught by a man on the seventh floor. No way she was going to waste this oppertunity.
"I suck! I screw!" she screamed.
"Slut!" said the man, and dropped her.





A man arrived home to find a stranger screwing his wife.
"What the the hell are you two doing?"
His wife turned to the stranger and said "See, I told you he was stupid."






How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call her and tell her.





A man wearing a black ski mask walked into a sperm bank, pointed a gun at the woman behind the counter, and yelled "Open the safe!"
The woman protested: "But this isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank."
The robber insisted: "Open the safe or I'll shoot!"
Terrified out of her mind, she opened the safe.
"Now," barked the robber, "take one of bottles and drink it."
"But these are sperm samples" she pleaded.
"Just drink it! Or I'll shoot you dead!" screamed the robber.
Trembling with fear, the woman gulped down the contents.
"Now drink another bottle" the man ordered.
"B-but I just drank one" she stammered.
"Drink it or I'll shoot!" said the man as he cocked his gun.
Somehow she drank another bottle.
As she finished the last drop, the man took off his mask. It was her husband.
"You see honey? It isn't so difficult."






What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spit, swallow, gargle.

This needs a toast.

TELL US THE FUCKING JOKE ALREADY.

FOR FUCKS SAKE I'M DYING WITH ANTICIPATION.

How do you kill 200 flies at the same time?


What's the most positive thing in Harlem?



Why do niggers always have nightmares?



What do Hitler and 3/4th of the Boston Marathon runners have in common?



What has more stars than Hollywood?

I laughed.

I tried too.

All you can do is aspire to reach at least a quarter of my dark humor level.

The funny part is I never notice you had dark side until recently.

Okay that is just too slow.

It's the truth. Your posting style never gave off that vibe like freaky does, at least to me.

I am.. SPEECHLESS!!!! So many adult jokes!


I only know gay jokes :( And i suck at it.. It was a pain in the ass to even think about it.. But again.. It blew me off so much that I had to come inside my friend's..house of course..It was a hairy situation I just can't!And so I said to my friend that I'm gaying all around like a dick.."Delta no!" she said, "HAVE SOME DICKNITY!"


The End

I heard gay jokes.

Did you hear about the gay bank robber? He tied the safe and blew the guard.




Why did the gay put his ass in the freezer? So his boyfriend would have something "cool" to slip in when he got home.




Two gay condoms are walking down the street. One sees a bar. It says "why don't we go get shit faced tonight?"



How do you know you're at a gay picnic? All of the hot-dogs taste like shit.



Did you hear about the gay judges? They tried each other.




What do gay men call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps.




What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind.




Of course gay men dress well... They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing.

Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you.

Did you know that gay is actually happy? I can see why because you and your bro are fucking each other out happily

It also means homosexual. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me about your family besides the fact that happiness is obtained from fucking each other? Please note that my office hours are from 9am to 4pm.