To those who have their "Waifu's"

Remember this. There are 9 billion people on this planet. There are probably millions of anime fans. I'm guessing there are somewhere around a hundred thousand people that are close enough to obsession.

Let's say you are a 20 year-old with who claims there 'Waifu' is Haruhi Suzumiya. A fairly popular character. You are sharing this 'waifu' with 100 other men.

Put that into perspective: a hundred people having a long distance circle jerk to Haruhi Suzumiya. Unpleasant perhaps?

Yeah, I'm sounding like a hater, huh? Well, just wanted to speak something that came to mind. Later guys!

So?

That^

Plus my waifu is super underrated so reduce that 100 to like 5 people for me.

That^

Practically all of my girls are underrated so reduce that 100 to like 2 people for me.

I have a real waifu.. she keep my penis warm at night.

neat

Nope. Kiririn is all mine.

Oh my god my life is ruined plus my brain hurts from how many people actually live on this planet... thanks for letting me know what I already know now go fuck your waifu

Then one of those people are ntr'ing 99 other guy's waifu. Fucking mass NTR.

People are dying in Syria and you're talking about waifus in a hentai site. You should feel bad.

Yeah, I'm sounding like a hater, huh? Well, just wanted to speak something that came to mind. Later guys!

I see what you did there.

Looks like a pleasant reciprocation in that case.

Want to know what my 'Waifu' would be? Ibuki Mei from Edelweiss.

IT'S A FUCKING CARTOON....

You know what?
My waifu is literally mine only. People can wish, but they don't have her, I do.
get rekt fat nerd, I win.

You know, I really thought of it that way, but the joke's on you, because my waifu isn't too mainstream like the rest of anime/game girls out there to be anyone's else's.

OPEN YOUR BUTT PUSSY. DADDY COMING TO KENT TOMORROW.

[color=olive]>9 billion[/color]

I think that's off a couple billion...

Didn't you know? Animu girls are cloned. Whenever someone claims a waifu, another clone is made to cater to a man's needs.

Fancy claiming Orihime from Bleach as a waifu? POOF cloned. When a man becomes bored his waifu, she becomes homeless. A waifu is for life, not just for Christmas.


tl;dr
[color=red][size=29]OUR WAIFUS ARE CLONES

YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID[/h][/color]

As much as you're probably right, I don't give a fuck. I just have to be more obsessed than all the others.

No sure if it's the lack of sleep or the pint.... that makes sense to me.