Tokyo Sperm Bank Collects Semen through Sex

Can I get a " Fuck Yes!?"

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/04/03/tokyo-sperm-bank-collects-semen-through-sex/

The organisation was apparently formed by a lady whose marriage proved barren despite numerous attempts to rectify matters with a conventional sperm bank. Eventually they conceived.

This still resulted in a divorce “due to a lack of affection”, but the lady was determined to have more children anyway (we might wonder about her account of the divorce), after taking custody of the child. She was apparently unhappy at its lack of siblings, but did not want the inconvenience of a male partner.

She hatched upon the idea of acquiring semen in a less “inorganic” manner, and so “After receiving the understanding of an male acquaintance, I successfully became pregnant after having sex a number of times.”

She realised no emotional attachment with the “donor”, but says “I realised it’s best after all to conceive through the animal instincts of sex.”

After all this she started an organisation to provide sperm donations through sex, with a suitable fee of course.



The cost for receiving sperm is ¥30,000, with ¥20,000 going to the donor. Repeat attempts attract a discount. The recipient must pay hotel fees.

Regular donors are checked every three months for signs of STDs, as well as before and after they contribute, suggesting a reliable supply indeed.

Whether the operation is genuine is a difficult matter to ascertain, but the evidence does seem to suggest a “genuine” organisation (although whether the motives are genuine is another matter).

Interestingly, the website, which appears to have operated for a number of years now, actually published the supposed details of the babies born from their procedures, including their weight.


Most tellingly, the website occupies the top position in Google for the phrase “sperm bank” (精子バンク), even beating Wikipedia for the exact same phrase. Anyone operating in the field of SEO will know how difficult it can be to displace Wikipedia from a top position for a term with any currency.

TAXI!

Airport please.

seconded. really.

i'll go with rbz^^
i saw it on sankakucomplex and just waited till someone made a thread out of this

^This
I'll hitchike my way there

Japan is superior



One ticket for Japan please!

Thirded. Seriously.

Even if it were a normal broad, I would just turn off the lights and imagine she's Sora Aoi.

Damn! It's a dream come true. Being able to come inside a girl and getting paid for it. I'll be on the next plane to Japan! You won't see this happening in the U.S. anytime soon.

Fourthed. Definitely.

Fifthed. Honestly.

Sixth. Pancakes.

Seventhed. Waffles are better.

Eighthed. Hawt damn. :D

For some reason I feel the same way as you man.

Holy fucksickles....



"Will that be One-way or round trip?"

"One-way please."

Ninth. Toast.

Double Digited. Holy hells.