topic of the hour...waar waar waar

enjoying the sight of a sweet ass doesnt make us pedophiles.

Yeah, but under the United States of America law it would be spelled pedophile.

So your opinion is invalid.

I'm more of a Ephebophilia

LostQuartet, I have sat patiently for a long time while another man has kept you warm at night, made sweet love to you, and presented you with gifts of jewelry and various shirts.

But I know that when you are alone, you think about how much better your life would be if you were with me, if it were me sexing you wild instead of him. Do you know what I am saying? You know in your heart that it is Sindalf you want, not this other man.

I am here to tell you that I will be your man. This other man, he cannot do the things I can.

This other man, does he purchase the finest scented oils from the remotest reaches of the East Orient, mix them in a special blend of his own devising, and then gently rub the exquisite balm into your soft flesh?

This other man, does he toil all day in his kitchen to prepare a gourmet meal of cooked pheasant and mashed potatoes for you? Does he personally mash the potatoes with the same tender love with which I would massage your beautiful muscles? Does he prepare corn on the cob and beets with the finest French wine to top off the delicious meal? Does he serve this meal on the finest china plates available for purchase? No, only I can do these various things for you. In addition, when he makes dinner for you, are peas also served?

This other man, does he draw a bubble bath for you in the large, round bathtub in his fourth-floor penthouse, scrubbing your back with soaps created in the most exclusive soap factories in Egypt? Does he do so slowly and delicately, so as to give you the maximum amount of pleasure? When you are through, does he offer to dry you off with a fine plush towel made of 100 percent cotton? No, only I will do these things for you. Furthermore, does he clear away the plastic wrapping in which the soap was packaged, so as to ensure that it does not get in your way?

Sweet thing, as I have clearly demonstrated thus far in this column, I am unquestionably the better man for you. There can be no deniability of this fact. But you have not even heard the most convincing information to this regard.

This other man, does he freak you like an animal, putting his sting in you sideways? Does he hit you up doggy-style until the sun comes up? Does he whisper in your ear that you are the most precious, sexiest gift of God that has ever existed in all of creation? No. Only I will do this for you. And only I will do it in sheets made of the most exotic European satin.

Follow your heart, baby. And come to Sindalf.

this thread should be about waar, and hot asses.

I'm a little arouse at Sindalf's sweet love letter.

That room seems familiar...

Is that a granny pantie line i see?

cute blue stripes.

Going to be honest here. That ass has made me feel nothing. If anything I am disgusted by it. It makes me wanna puke. The shape is just not dat ass enough. It's more big than a smooth round. I mean that in a bad way. The pants are not helping at all. It's just so unsightly. She should be embarrassed to have an ass like that.

I used to do that when I was really little :3 When we'd go to the beach I'd stand out on the porch with bread or crackers of some sort. My mom's (ex) boyfriend used to get so mad about it because he thought they'd poop everywhere. I'd get a swarm of sea gulls too haha.

And we don't give a fuck since we live on the opposite side of the world. Have a nice time getting busted!

It's because Harmonian is gone and the stupid fags've lost interest in Longevity.

Fags gotta' suck dicks
Waar has a dick
And he's like, there and shit.

you sound jelly.

I used to love feeding the seagulls. I lived in a seaside town so I'd often get chips (fat fries, not the crispy snack) for lunch or whatever, but I could never anywhere near finish a full portion. You throw one or two and about 30 seagulls appear in rows. I used to switch between throwing a couple in the air and watching them swoop in, or throwing the whole lot for a massive scramble. :p

(continuing this positive derailment)

Just because I live in the middle east means its ok to have sex with 8 year old girls. Fantastic logic sir.

well... It is logical.

At least for the middle east... probably.