topic of the hour...waar waar waar
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Takerial
Lovable Teddy Bear
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
Kalistean wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I'd like to remind you all that you are now paedophiles under United States of America law. Have a nice day!Then why are you using (and misspelling it on top of that.) the British form of the word? We spell it pedophile.
And no, no we're not.
I use the purest form of the English language; none of that filthy American taint to it.
Yeah, but under the United States of America law it would be spelled pedophile.
So your opinion is invalid.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Kalistean wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I'd like to remind you all that you are now paedophiles under United States of America law. Have a nice day!Then why are you using (and misspelling it on top of that.) the British form of the word? We spell it pedophile.
And no, no we're not.
I'm more of a Ephebophilia
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Sindalf
Used to do stuff
LostQuartet, I have sat patiently for a long time while another man has kept you warm at night, made sweet love to you, and presented you with gifts of jewelry and various shirts.
But I know that when you are alone, you think about how much better your life would be if you were with me, if it were me sexing you wild instead of him. Do you know what I am saying? You know in your heart that it is Sindalf you want, not this other man.
I am here to tell you that I will be your man. This other man, he cannot do the things I can.
This other man, does he purchase the finest scented oils from the remotest reaches of the East Orient, mix them in a special blend of his own devising, and then gently rub the exquisite balm into your soft flesh?
This other man, does he toil all day in his kitchen to prepare a gourmet meal of cooked pheasant and mashed potatoes for you? Does he personally mash the potatoes with the same tender love with which I would massage your beautiful muscles? Does he prepare corn on the cob and beets with the finest French wine to top off the delicious meal? Does he serve this meal on the finest china plates available for purchase? No, only I can do these various things for you. In addition, when he makes dinner for you, are peas also served?
This other man, does he draw a bubble bath for you in the large, round bathtub in his fourth-floor penthouse, scrubbing your back with soaps created in the most exclusive soap factories in Egypt? Does he do so slowly and delicately, so as to give you the maximum amount of pleasure? When you are through, does he offer to dry you off with a fine plush towel made of 100 percent cotton? No, only I will do these things for you. Furthermore, does he clear away the plastic wrapping in which the soap was packaged, so as to ensure that it does not get in your way?
Sweet thing, as I have clearly demonstrated thus far in this column, I am unquestionably the better man for you. There can be no deniability of this fact. But you have not even heard the most convincing information to this regard.
This other man, does he freak you like an animal, putting his sting in you sideways? Does he hit you up doggy-style until the sun comes up? Does he whisper in your ear that you are the most precious, sexiest gift of God that has ever existed in all of creation? No. Only I will do this for you. And only I will do it in sheets made of the most exotic European satin.
Follow your heart, baby. And come to Sindalf.
But I know that when you are alone, you think about how much better your life would be if you were with me, if it were me sexing you wild instead of him. Do you know what I am saying? You know in your heart that it is Sindalf you want, not this other man.
I am here to tell you that I will be your man. This other man, he cannot do the things I can.
This other man, does he purchase the finest scented oils from the remotest reaches of the East Orient, mix them in a special blend of his own devising, and then gently rub the exquisite balm into your soft flesh?
This other man, does he toil all day in his kitchen to prepare a gourmet meal of cooked pheasant and mashed potatoes for you? Does he personally mash the potatoes with the same tender love with which I would massage your beautiful muscles? Does he prepare corn on the cob and beets with the finest French wine to top off the delicious meal? Does he serve this meal on the finest china plates available for purchase? No, only I can do these various things for you. In addition, when he makes dinner for you, are peas also served?
This other man, does he draw a bubble bath for you in the large, round bathtub in his fourth-floor penthouse, scrubbing your back with soaps created in the most exclusive soap factories in Egypt? Does he do so slowly and delicately, so as to give you the maximum amount of pleasure? When you are through, does he offer to dry you off with a fine plush towel made of 100 percent cotton? No, only I will do these things for you. Furthermore, does he clear away the plastic wrapping in which the soap was packaged, so as to ensure that it does not get in your way?
Sweet thing, as I have clearly demonstrated thus far in this column, I am unquestionably the better man for you. There can be no deniability of this fact. But you have not even heard the most convincing information to this regard.
This other man, does he freak you like an animal, putting his sting in you sideways? Does he hit you up doggy-style until the sun comes up? Does he whisper in your ear that you are the most precious, sexiest gift of God that has ever existed in all of creation? No. Only I will do this for you. And only I will do it in sheets made of the most exotic European satin.
Follow your heart, baby. And come to Sindalf.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Longevity wrote...
Waar wrote...
dat ass.
That room seems familiar...
Is that a granny pantie line i see?
cute blue stripes.
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Sindalf
Used to do stuff
Going to be honest here. That ass has made me feel nothing. If anything I am disgusted by it. It makes me wanna puke. The shape is just not dat ass enough. It's more big than a smooth round. I mean that in a bad way. The pants are not helping at all. It's just so unsightly. She should be embarrassed to have an ass like that.
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Brittany
Director of Production
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Cormac wrote...
I hate you so much right now. Don't feed the trolls please.
Haleluja, main feeder has spoken!
Sorry I am much to generous, it's like feeding seagulls you no it's a bad idea because they'll just keep coming back but you do it anyway.
I used to do that when I was really little :3 When we'd go to the beach I'd stand out on the porch with bread or crackers of some sort. My mom's (ex) boyfriend used to get so mad about it because he thought they'd poop everywhere. I'd get a swarm of sea gulls too haha.
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TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I'd like to remind you all that you are now paedophiles under United States of America law. Have a nice day!And we don't give a fuck since we live on the opposite side of the world. Have a nice time getting busted!
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LostQuartet wrote...
@Slayer: He's only an "idol" because so many people put him on that damn pedestal. That or they hate him and scream "MOD ABUSE".It's because Harmonian is gone and the stupid fags've lost interest in Longevity.
Fags gotta' suck dicks
Waar has a dick
And he's like, there and shit.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Sisami wrote...
LostQuartet wrote...
@Slayer: He's only an "idol" because so many people put him on that damn pedestal. That or they hate him and scream "MOD ABUSE".It's because Harmonian is gone and the stupid fags've lost interest in Longevity.
Fags gotta' suck dicks
Waar has a dick
And he's like, there and shit.
you sound jelly.
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Ziggy wrote...
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
SLAYER NEXUS wrote...
Cormac wrote...
I hate you so much right now. Don't feed the trolls please.
Haleluja, main feeder has spoken!
Sorry I am much to generous, it's like feeding seagulls you no it's a bad idea because they'll just keep coming back but you do it anyway.
I used to do that when I was really little :3 When we'd go to the beach I'd stand out on the porch with bread or crackers of some sort. My mom's (ex) boyfriend used to get so mad about it because he thought they'd poop everywhere. I'd get a swarm of sea gulls too haha.
I used to love feeding the seagulls. I lived in a seaside town so I'd often get chips (fat fries, not the crispy snack) for lunch or whatever, but I could never anywhere near finish a full portion. You throw one or two and about 30 seagulls appear in rows. I used to switch between throwing a couple in the air and watching them swoop in, or throwing the whole lot for a massive scramble. :p
(continuing this positive derailment)
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Sindalf
Used to do stuff
Lamz0r wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I'd like to remind you all that you are now paedophiles under United States of America law. Have a nice day!And we don't give a fuck since we live on the opposite side of the world. Have a nice time getting busted!
Just because I live in the middle east means its ok to have sex with 8 year old girls. Fantastic logic sir.
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Waar
FAKKU Moderator
Sindalf wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I'd like to remind you all that you are now paedophiles under United States of America law. Have a nice day!And we don't give a fuck since we live on the opposite side of the world. Have a nice time getting busted!
Just because I live in the middle east means its ok to have sex with 8 year old girls. Fantastic logic sir.
well... It is logical.
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Waar wrote...
Sindalf wrote...
Lamz0r wrote...
TehMikuruSlave wrote...
I'd like to remind you all that you are now paedophiles under United States of America law. Have a nice day!And we don't give a fuck since we live on the opposite side of the world. Have a nice time getting busted!
Just because I live in the middle east means its ok to have sex with 8 year old girls. Fantastic logic sir.
well... It is logical.
At least for the middle east... probably.