Torture the person above you
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Suspend you in mild solution of sulfuric acid until skin is gone then transfer to a bath in water taken from the Dead sea
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I strap you to a chair and get a thousand priests to sermonize you about God's love and redemption.
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hahahahah an ordinary bullet is useless to me. but i should use my stun gun to your p****. ahahahahaha
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I force you to drink a gallon of extra icy Mountain Dew slurpee after eating nine jelly doughnuts.
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I use said clipper to trim your nails and give you a cute manicure and then show you off to all your friends.