Trip to Aussie

Y'all Aussies lurking in the depth of this hell; what's the best tourism spot for a family vacation in Aussie? I often go there but not for a vacation, so yeah, I'm kinda stumped for these kinds of things.

GOLD COAST!

Explain why.

Well, I was there for the amusement parks mostly. Water parks, Warner Bros., etc. Though I'm pretty sure Gold Coast isn't just amusement park central.

The West Australia.

Just checked over google and whatshit, seems like a good place. Booked. Any other suggestion? I'm having a two or three weeks vacation there, so I might go to many places, but obviously I can't visit everything Aussie has to offer.



Ye mean Western Australia in general? Aren't they full of snakes and shit or something like that?

Yes, and it's also more isolated and empty according to an Aussie I know there. Less Aussies = Better Aussieland.

Will there be Aborigins? I heard they're good.

Will there be? Maybe. Are they good? Not in appearance, they ain't.

Will there be? Maybe. Are they good? Not in appearance, they ain't.[/quote]

I mean their flavor.

Like a saltier veal, but they have parasites.

Consult Drifter

Watch out for drop bears

That's good. For parasites, a thorough cooking method should deal with it. Should I use gravy for sauce, or something else?

I know a chef but he's on vacation. I'd say avoid wines and stick to grilling, salt, and garlic powder. Some marjoram might hit the spot.

People often says 'stick to the basics', and in this case I think that applies quite nicely. But you forgot pepper. How could you prepare a meat dish without pepper?

I dunno, it just feels like it doesn't need it. After cooking, serve with a nice vinaigrette salad, can't beat it on Summer days.

The pattened sharp object on top of a helmet is a must against these.

Also remember aboriginals are native wildlife not people.

Therefore I eat.

Go to the best place in aussie prison land. KIWI ISLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND.