Unhappy Thanksgiving Fakku

Goddamn kids are gonna be playing in my room with my PC stuff inside it. I fucking hate kids. I never want those fuckers. I couldn't even fap before daybreak because I had to help my family with cooking and lifting heavy stuff. Not to mention I only get one day off. So much for peace and Wind Waker all day after being stuffed.

Enough about myself, how's your Turkey day going if you celebrate(d) it?

School. Because I'm a Flip.

Drank cognac with my grandma. Had a laugh. These reunions can be good sometimes.

TURKEY? FUCKING TURKEYS.

HERE'S THE STORY, MY GRANDFATHER CALLED JUST LAST WEEK TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE'S BRING TURKEYS AT MY PLACE AND IT WILL BE A BIG SURPRIZE. THEN THIS DAY HE PUT ALL THE LIVE TURKEYS INSIDE THE HOUSE. I'M FRIGGING ANGRY ON HOW THOSE TURKEYS RUINED MY REC ROOM. CAPSLOCK FOR RAGE.

Tell them to play outside or put a sign on your door that say " DO NOT ENTER, MAN AT WORK " or something, so they don't get in to your room. If you don't have time working on your PC or your other stuff that you do, well at least help your family then~ :V

Edit : We don't haz turkey for our celebration ; ____;

Lunch with the family in about five hours. I'm looking forward to it.

I had a turkey sandwich for dinner, and then I played Aion.

Then I fapped.

My Mom has to cook for my flip relatives because none of those lazy fucks will learn how to do it. They want turkey and all that shit but they're gonna force my mom to do it all. So my mom has to cook twice, one for our immediate family and one for my lazy fucking uncle who cheated on his wife and recently had a bastard child.

They invented these cool things recently called 'locks'.
You put them on your door and it keeps shit from getting in or out.
I heard it works great on keeping kids away from stuff.

turkey at lunch, then working overnight.

This reply goes for Mangz too:

I would love to keep them out, but my grandma says they need "entertainment". I'll get chewed out if I don't let them in.

I hate children too.

Im gonna lock myself in my room and try to fend off the gremlins.

Get them high.

Lemme find my supply of DMT...

I love turkey. Page 2 get.

We are cooking more than usual, but not insane amounts, also we aren't expecting any family to visit for thanksgiving.
I've already donated to a few charity's, so there is nothing left for me to do except cook and chill.

COOL STARY AMIRITE†½

I love kids.