USA USA USA USA

Im in Murica, what do I do?!

Fuck a dog in Florida
Scream you're an Atheist in Oklahoma
Go to a casino in California
Be a feminazi's boytoy in New York
Marry a fourteen-year-old in Utah
Help Mexicans cross through Arizona
Get kidnapped by aliens in Alaska
Run with a radio at maximum volume with music through a Pennsyvanian Amish colony
Go to a National Rifle Association convention in Kentucky
Visit a gay bar in Texas
Make a forest fire in Yellowstone park.


And remember to take pics.

keep shouting that

Depends on what part of the country. Good old west coast or the other shit holes.

Let's get real, he's probably in the west coast because for some reason no one likes the east coast.

What you can do in the west coast:
pay out the ass for any/everything
Not park anywhere
Go to the 405 freeway

Follow the fried chicken

Shit way cheap here son.
Never had more then five min search anywhere.
I-5 bitches.

What you can do in the East coast:
Get a hoagie with brown retards Jersey people.
Swim in shit sea water.
Cubans and other rejects.
JEW YORK. but LA is crap also... actually everything between bakersfield and San Diego sucks.

Just yell as loud as you can on public mall or something: "GOD IS NOT REAL"

FUCK YEA! 'MURICA!

Forgot to add:

BASEBALL! APPLE PIE! WRESTLING!

WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1 WE'RE NUMBER 1

Do you seriously think all of the west coast is Los Angeles?

Get fat

Become one of them.

Get a molester license.

Fuck you Sky

I can vouch for this.

Don't you dare talk shit about Sky you little fucking faggot I will shank your nan outside of tescos faster than you can say "I'm gay" you little fucking cunt.

Except you weren't <3



Yes. Technically, I'm a state racist.