Valentine's Day Is FAST APPROACHING!

[insert any non-family holiday here] Plan: Whiskey, beer, friends, drunk boxing (without gloves... Gloves are expensive...)

How long do you take to prepare for that day? I am now very curious.

Ten minuets of the afternoon of the day of. Punching never takes planning.

I don't celebrate the 14th of February. I am even less willing to celebrate the 15th of February but I will mark that day in my calendar.

The 15th of February is the anniversary of the day when the Japanese occupied the piece of land where I reside sometime during the war. That day will be the day when I take aim at weeaboos and train my cannons at comic strips depicting pure love, known bizarrely as "vanilla manga".

I want to get drunk with you, then fight you, then drink considerably more with you.

Edit: And with flight benefits, I can go to your location. I'll bring Jack Daniels, you provide the beer. I have no idea where I'm going, much less your ability to either drink or fight, but I'll just play it by ear.

Edit: Also, I can just drink with you if fighting isn't your thing.

Edit: It'll be fun.

I can't drink. I am a bit fat so I can be your punching bag if you can figure out where I am from. I think after I am ruthlessly assaulted by you, I would be in a position to do a bit of translation and write more whiny monologues.

ED: Can you bring the back stabbing Gene Smith along? I think we can get along with each other. When you assault me, I will just hope that his ugly face would soften your punches.

Well, that puts a damper on things... Alright, maybe another time. Start jogging and other such things, then you can pummel me man. It'll be fun. At least when I finish my autobiography, edit it and drink some choice Scotch with me.

Edit: Speaking of Gene, post in the RP again already.

I don't think it's coming that fast.

2 months... bit early.

People must prepare for the roneriness that is Singles Awareness Day.

Or "Spend time with my lovable waifu on a special day like I do everyday."

Sneaks will do it right.

[size=28]HE WILL DO IT RIGHT.

RIGHT?[/h]

lrn2readthreadrice

Pansy-ass japs and their chocolate.

Real romantics fuck in public.

2lazy4thread

This Valentines, gift her a box of salad and a gym subscription.

Ideas:

What if I don't exist

I'm expecting chocolate from every single one of you boys~