Valentine's day PMs :3

CHECK YOUR PMs, DELIVER HAPPINESS TO MY SECRET LOVERS.

Did you get mine Telco?

Yeah I did. That's a very tiny dick.

Really? Because I never sent you one

Well I certainly got a photo of a tiny dick with BLADE LIGER tattooed onto it, and it was from your account. Oh well, just a coincidence I guess.

that was me, I hacked his acc and took the pics off his HD.

But I don't have a Blade Liger tattoo

Yeah, given your tiny dick, you'd probably get as far as BLAD.

bravo, game set and match.

Just BLA actually

Oh the plot thickens. So Ilska Zornig sits at home all day, taking photos of his limp little tumour of a penis, writing BLAD on it in magic marker before realising that he can't write all of BLADE LIGER in. Sheds a single salty tear before taking a handful of painkillers and sliding into the bath. He can't go through with cutting himself, so he just hunches over in the bath, looking at his water-distorted, tiny penis. Such a sad existence. But I'm there for you, bro, I'm there for you.

Edit
If you really don't have a penis - and are a girl - I take it all back.

I got the pics from TMS, he sent them to me especially

The only people who have my dick are pen and edibleghost.

Try again.

That's what you think

Well Pen showed them to me, so now I have them too. You also have a tiny dick. It's more of a clitoris with a tiny ridge around the crown.

That's because he's a shota

I think I just got a Valentine's Day PM directly... sort of.

Random Valentine Pic (probably more liked by ladies):


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thanks for telling me he died