VUVC Army Jobs and Members-Army Admin:Morning Star

This thread probably doesn't have to do anything with Love, Romance or Relationships. I'm assuming it was moved due to that.

[Sharp Tongue: ThorW
Army Name:ThorW Sharp Tongue-Taichou

I would like to be
dr roxo sharp tongue person

Good pick soldier. You are now in the Death Note squadron.

So you think you got what it takes to be a DN!?
Lets see...
...*types*...................................
Okay, since the DN captain position is already taken. I will see that your name is put in the DN position ballot box. You may receive a message regarding your enlistment from Blautoballz! In the mean time refer to the training video in my previous post!

http://www.gigimo.com/main/product/Artificial,Virginity,Hymen,2299.php?prod=2299

The amounts of win are over the quantity that is 9000. We need to buy 4000 of them in case our troops are lost to the monster that is casual sex.

Exactly what I was thinking! Everybody especially new recruits!Pay attention that's how you suck up!
GameON Would you like to join the VUVC force!
Req's- virgin... but I'm willing to over look that!
*prays President Zeph doesn't see that*

Good Eye! With this new defense our troops will be less vulnerable to the allure of *disgust in eyes*...ssseeexxx. Also my military records indicate that you are not enlisted in the Glorious VUVC Army! Care to join?

Virgin's Beware, this could happen to you!

What is this? Some kind of Starship Troopers thing?

...hmm this puts me in a odd position. The Squad req's for the Sharp tongue is full, not matter I will open Squad 2. Anyway Welcome to Squad 2 Dr Roxo as you may know you are automatically granted the captain status! Beware! The temptations of SSEEXX is everywhere!

Lol you couldn't be farther from getting it right, well maybe a little right. Imagine all the Arachnids as offers of casual sex, metaphor thing!
The VUVC Army is a branch of the VUVC original thread.
https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=24924&start=0


Tegumi wrote...
Why is this in Random? I thought this started in Love, Romance, and Relationships.


It was, this is a branch of the original thread primarily to enlist people who are afraid to visit the love and romance section of FAKKU lol. At any rate I wasn't the one who place the thread.

Good, because my nurses take care of my sex temptations. I am honored to be a captian.

*yawn* who wants to be a ninja again? (just woke up)

I think you did, I'm a death-note person.

As for Ninjas, Skoodlez13 was the only person who wanted to be a ninja beside you.

oh. yeah. his one of my apprentice now.

all glory shall be in my hand .. in the grasp of the mighty "Qrast the Demon"

not gonna happen, i gonna ninja yo! Bwahahahaha

not gonna happen when i'm present.. all that glory are mine to take

i don't need glory though.

then we can be partner you be my gunsou and i can be the capitan