Waar Is Awesome Because...

Awww come on that's not true. He's a lovable guy. It's on my "my-to-do" list.

#1108 Meet Waar in person and have memorable manly fun with him.




Nope. They just don't teach faggotism here.

He will probably piss in your eye and shoot you with a bean bag gun.

That a euphemism for gay sex? I'm not down for your "manly" fun.

Here's to help you understand because you might not understand the big word:

euâ‹…pheâ‹…mism
†‚†‚/ˈyufəˌmɪzÉ™m/ [yoo-fuh-miz-uhm]
–noun
1. the substitution of a mild, indirect, or vague expression for one thought to be offensive, harsh, or blunt.
2. the expression so substituted: “To pass away” is a euphemism for “to die.”



Give me a second to look up "faggotism" because I'm unsure if it's a word...

Hrmm, Oxford doesn't seem to think so, oh but i did find it in the Rednecks handbook:

Faggotism
a descriptive word used by rednecks to describe someone more educated than himself.

"Dat dere boy be using some big words dat I don unnerstand; he be spredin dat faggotism, get me my lynch ma"

Funny that when I said manly fun, gay stuff is the first thing that pops in your mind. My head hurts with all this gay talk of yours.

See? Dont say I didnt warn you.

it's probably because you don't understand half the words I'm using...

Ill help you out a bit with some redneck:

Yur not a smart fella, call'n me gay makes you seem stoopid.

lemme know if you need anything else translated; I can turn anything into uneducated white-trash redneck pretty easily; I have cousins who live in the south.

No need. If I need someone to talk like trash with, your the first one I go to. Oh and if I need to translate some gay stuff, I be sure to ask your expert opinion.

You done? That butt-hurt almost over?

It's you're btw... you're one smart kid you know that?

I haven't experience any of that so I really don't know that word, is that gay talk again? Will you describe how butt-hurt is done and and how does it feel?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butt-hurt The first one, if you please.

Oh man lol'd at the example sentence.

Oh I see, now I know. Thank you spaceman. I thought it was a gay word since it was coming from Waar. LOL

K, I start by making you look foolish somewhere; then you reply to everything I say with a post calling me gay; because of your lack of education you make easily noticeable errors and have trouble understanding words with more than 7 letters. At this point I highlight your lack of intelligence and you descend further into your homophobia filled rage thus feeling as if your anal orifice is in pain forcing you to post increasingly stupid posts until you run out of stupid; which you seem to have an endless supply of.

Your words for me is heartfelt that I imagined that you have this face on as you utter those words.

Sounds ballsa gay bro...

BTW, good shit, keep it up guys.

you hitting on me now?

p.s. it's your word for me are heartfelt. You should stop making my case for me.

There you again with that gay talk. You know I don't speak that language.

@PersonDude; its infectious.

which part was gay talk? Me correcting you due to your lower education level or me asking you if you're hitting on me?

I don't know. It's like what ever you say sounds gay.

we did already establish that you think anyone with more intelligence than a carrot on drugs is gay.

Do you believe you're winning this?