Waifu Game 8: Chat Thread.

lol fucking weeaboos. paying for a waifu, how much more betapathetic can you guys get.

Listen to the alpha here. He lives on a island and fucks sheep.

Can't believe it's almost that time again (you think Freaky still hates me for last game?).

Kinda.

Only saying that because you have 0 chance of ever getting your favorite girl again.

it sounded like you were holding these people to a higher standard that they clearly should not be held to.

...is what i was getting at, but apparently failed.

and now that it's gone, i vaguely miss it. like a sweet, sweet drug for the eyes.

i broke into a seizure...of giggles.

OT: i'm only waiting for one user's reclaim to be posted. because depending on who they may reclaim, it can alter my entire game plan for this next waifu showdown (if you can even call it a game plan).

I changed my mind again-- I want a chance to barter a reclaim, after all. It's hard to give blowjobs online, though-- if I offer a Skype conversation using a dildo as a replacement and muttering the user's name over and over, does that count as the same thing? o_o'

If preferrable, I'd rather offer something more 'tangible'. :P

Wait, what? What?

Oh my god.

edit :

I totally thought you're mantisprime

I don't know what got into me.

I just want someone with a reclaim to make a request out of me and we'll see if it's within my reach to do. It's-- it's not like I'm Superman or anything...

Well, I offered 25 dollars because I found it on the street anyway, if no one wants it then I can use it for myself lol

u have 0 chance of ever being cool.

shame

Will make you a signature, with no complaints, for your reclaim.

Gotta claim 'em all.

second dimensional spouses, must be encapsulated en masse

when does the next game start? or is there no date yet?

You really have to learn to read... or listen... whichever...

Waar announced he was going to give the reclaim people one week to decide everything. After that week is up, he's going to start the Waifu game.

50 shades of jelly.