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Jacky don't make no idle threats.

No siree.

I have his number.

Internet shall provide the rest.

I know what city he lives in. :]

As do I.

I just Alzheimered it.

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Film it on VHS

Betamax.

I still have laserdisks.

Put'em onto a floppy disk and send me a copy too.

For the first time this millenium, people are talking my language.

I understand all of these things.

This must be rectified.

Oh for goodness sakes, don't.

No- I don't fucking know, but- none of that talk. Please.

'Tis but a matter of time, Jacky boy.

BAH. Time.

Such a dreadful thing 'tis.

And yet so desirable, if only for its scarcity.

Forever it hounds and harries us- whilst perpetually just evading our grasp, and mocking our want for it- so malicious a thing. So spiteful.

Alas- I shall always hunger for it.

Hunger for time, dear boy, as it hungers for you just as much. One needs but to wait to see the viscous claws of time tearing into them. Eventually time shall have its way with us all, slowly rending the very flesh from our bones. Enjoy your hunger, Jack, relish it, for when you've had your fill and that hunger is sated you shall be no more.

AWAY WITH YOUR VESSEL. THOUGH IT BEARS THE WORDS OF TRUTH, I CANNOT FACE IT, SO TERRIBLE IT IS.

DO NOT SO SOON AFFRONT MY SANCTUARY WITH SUCH THORNS AND VINES- THEIR RELENTLESS MARCH SHALL SEE MY LIGHT EXTINGUISHED FASTLY THUS.

It fucking sucks.

QUIET THYSELF. Your grievances shall do naught to forestall the inevitable march of time. Your sanctuary shall soon bear witness to itself lying cold amidst the all-consuming, endless sands of time. Do you wish to join it in its lasting slumber? Leave thy assumèd sanctuary, for it is far from safe; such a place is ripe with traps sets by the beasts complacency and sloth.

If I am so successful as to forestall my fate, 'twould be enough. Though the trials and tortures of long life have left me tired, I desire not to sleep- for that eternal slumber is what I fear most. For- despite what our Holy men may say- I am unsure if I should wake. I am unsure if there should even be something so sweet as a dream.

Chastise me as you will, Swamp Creature, Complacency and Sloth- though I have held them never in high regard- are now my dearest friends, for they shall have me stay. And that is what I desire, friend- to stay.

I think I just figured out how to trade waifus... If you want to trade waifus, why not just divorce them 48 hours before the start of the next round? It eliminates the 72 hours you would usually need to wait. The only draw back is that you'd have to wait the extra 48 hours before you can claim again, and it doesn't work for the 5th round of the game...

Lol. You thought this shit through huh?