WAIFU GAME XIV: AMERICAN PIE

PumpJack McGee · 2015-07-03T04:08:16+00:00

HOW TO PLAY: RRRRRUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRUUUUSSS Spoiler: Claims -Each user is allotted a minimum of three(3) characters. -And can get an additional one for either: Every two(2) years that the user has been part of the forums, or Every 500 posts, for a maximum of five(5) total claims. -Any established fictional character from any published work is claimable. Anime, Videogames, Comics, Manga, Hentai, Webcomics, Books, etc. If you can buy it, you can claim a character from it. e.g. Emily the Strange, is- indeed- claimable. Even though she's naught but a mascot- she is of published and purchasable material and is an established character. -Multiple incarnations of the same character, however, cannot be claimed separately. Timelines, alternate dimensions, cloning- whatever the cause- they all count as a singular character. e.g. Urashibara Ruka, although appearing as both a girl and a trap, cannot be claimed twice. -Claims are to be made by stating the full name of the character, true/alternate identity if they have one*, and the full name of the series from whence they came. *Exception to series within their debut season. -Side/minor characters can be claimed, provided they, have a name and/or show up at least three(3) times throughout the series e.g. Himeko Tachibana, although having only one spoken line throughout both seasons of K-ON, is a named character. -Real people can't be claimed. That includes other users, celebrities, supermodels, and people who don't even look real. Reclaims -During Rounds 4 and 5, the first six(6) people in each respective round are eligible for a Reclaim during the Summer 2015 game. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN At every game, all your claims are reset, meaning you must begin anew. However- should you be one of the lucky few to get a Reclaim, you get to keep one of your characters; carry one over from the previous game. -This must amount to a total of twelve(12) different users. So, although you may be among the first six in both rounds, you cannot get two Reclaims. That Reclaim spot will instead go to the next user in line. Rounds The rounds shall begin on the following dates. Round 1: July 11th. Round 2: July 18th. 4-5 EST Round 3: July 25th. 4-5 EST Round 4: Aug 8th. Round 5: Aug 22nd. Rounds 4 and 5 shall start around 8-9 pm. EST (GMT-5) They begin when I announce it within the game thread itself- so keep an eye out for that. Round 5 lasts until the next game. Winter 2015. Divorces -You can divorce one of your claims, should ever your affections be swayed you heartless bastard. -After divorcing, you cannot make another claim until full four(4) days/96 hours after you've made the divorce. -The divorced character cannot be claimed for a full two(2) days/48 hours. To give them time to pick up the SHATTERED PIECES OF THEIR BROKEN HEART. You monster. -Each player has a maximum of three(3) divorces per game. Philandering knave. Bonus Claims: Each game, I try to find ways to allow players to get more waifus. This time around, I thought a bit of a riddle. Send me a Private Message telling me why I chose to call this game 'American Pie', and I shall allot you one extra claim over your current maximum. But wait- there's more! Important (Things that are often ignored/misunderstood)

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PumpJack McGee

10 years ago

Revelation wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Revelation wrote...

So I'm guessing that since July 11th is my birthday in gonna TOTALLY get special treatment, right? Right pump jack?

You get Jinx.

Happy Birthday.

Wait, for serious?

Surewhynot.

Feeling generous, lately.

Tsamari C.E.O of Pancakes

10 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Revelation wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Revelation wrote...

So I'm guessing that since July 11th is my birthday in gonna TOTALLY get special treatment, right? Right pump jack?

You get Jinx.

Happy Birthday.

Wait, for serious?

Surewhynot.

Feeling generous, lately.

Wat? o-o

Revelation Defender of DFC

10 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Revelation wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Revelation wrote...

So I'm guessing that since July 11th is my birthday in gonna TOTALLY get special treatment, right? Right pump jack?

You get Jinx.

Happy Birthday.

Wait, for serious?

Surewhynot.

Feeling generous, lately.

Tsamari wrote...

Wat? o-o

PumpJack McGee

10 years ago

Fucking hell, I try to do something nice for these fuckwits...

Revelation Defender of DFC

10 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Fucking hell, I try to do something nice for these fuckwits...

How does that even work though, do I just get her immediately or do I give up one of my claims like how does it work.

Room101 Waifu Collector

10 years ago

Why not just start the game? RIGHT NOW.

PumpJack McGee

10 years ago

Revelation wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Fucking hell, I try to do something nice for these fuckwits...

How does that even work though, do I just get her immediately or do I give up one of my claims like how does it work.

I basically made the claim for you. So- like those who had Reclaims- you'll start the game with one waifu already in the bag.

Room101 wrote...

Why not just start the game? RIGHT NOW.

Because right now holds no bearing. I typed right now just right now, but now you're only reading that just right now. That's not considering that I'm also just replying to your suggestion about starting right now right now- and with lag time and time zones and varying internet and reading speeds- your right now may not necessarily match up to my right now, and- right now- I'm not even sure which now I'm referring to now.

Cpl. Nyu

10 years ago

I get a free reclaim too right? My birthday was last week. <.< >.>

Fallan Kamen Rider Cheeki

10 years ago

How many hours from now left, pumpman? Time zones are the bane of my existence.

asaforever The Lord of Butts!

10 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Revelation wrote...

So I'm guessing that since July 11th is my birthday in gonna TOTALLY get special treatment, right? Right pump jack?

You get Jinx.

Happy Birthday.

I hope this is your way of joking, unless you purposely try to deny me of my reclaim just cause of you feeling generous.

Revelation Defender of DFC

10 years ago

asaforever wrote...

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Revelation wrote...

So I'm guessing that since July 11th is my birthday in gonna TOTALLY get special treatment, right? Right pump jack?

You get Jinx.

Happy Birthday.

I hope this is your way of joking, unless you purposely try to deny me of my reclaim just cause of you feeling generous.

#rektm8

melvinyongD

10 years ago

Fallan wrote...

How many hours from now left, pumpman? Time zones are the bane of my existence.

8 more hours left, get ready!

Fallan Kamen Rider Cheeki

10 years ago

melvinyongD wrote...

Fallan wrote...

How many hours from now left, pumpman? Time zones are the bane of my existence.

8 more hours left, get ready!

Thanks, Melvin!

Nekokami (=^o^=)~nya!~

10 years ago

The first battle is upon us. It's us users against the maintenance of evil for the claims of our waifus. Expect casualties to double, triple, quadruple, or more post. This evil is relentless, the refresh button may or may not save you, but we will stay strong to claim our reward. FIGHT ON!

I, Nekokami (=^o^=)~nya!~, hereby enlist into the 14th WAIFU GAME WAR.

Revelation Defender of DFC

10 years ago

PUMPJACK I ACTUALLY HAVE AN IDEA. since i actually didn't get jinx last game (fkuasa) how about i can just reclaim one of my claims from last game?

I'm Seven

10 years ago

$I\'m Seven User Avatar$

Livin' la vida loca

Although nothing's different really.

PumpJack McGee

10 years ago

Revelation wrote...

PUMPJACK I ACTUALLY HAVE AN IDEA. since i actually didn't get jinx last game (fkuasa) how about i can just reclaim one of my claims from last game?

Sure.

I only gave you Jinx because she's your avatar.

Fallan wrote...

How many hours from now left, pumpman? Time zones are the bane of my existence.

As of this typing, the game starts in approximately 8 hours, 36 minutes, and 74 seconds.

ToyManC Forgot my safe word

10 years ago

Any chance you'll get the rest of the game threads stickied before the game starts?

BigBudNineOneActual

10 years ago

ToyManC wrote...

Any chance you'll get the rest of the game threads stickied before the game starts?

PJ already asked Mr. Waar about sticking the other threads.

Revelation Defender of DFC

10 years ago

PumpJack McGee wrote...

Revelation wrote...

PUMPJACK I ACTUALLY HAVE AN IDEA. since i actually didn't get jinx last game (fkuasa) how about i can just reclaim one of my claims from last game?

Sure.

I only gave you Jinx because she's your avatar.

Fallan wrote...

How many hours from now left, pumpman? Time zones are the bane of my existence.

As of this typing, the game starts in approximately 8 hours, 36 minutes, and 74 seconds.

So where would I post this?

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