WANTED

WANTED: WHITE KNIGHT. You must be ready, willing and able to defend all of my actions, regardless of how foolish they may seem. You must use your reputation on me, and are only permitted to use it on others when they speak slanderously of me, or of something that I enjoy. I expect you to track my posts, and comment on them favorably. Essentially, I want to castrate you, or at least keep your balls in an iron vice. This is strictly a one-sided Internet relationship. Please do not entertain any illusions of grandeur. You will probably never see my face.

FILIPINOS NEED NOT APPLY.

I want to apply, but is this barred to siblings?

I believe that I fit all the required criteria, and am thus submitting my application.

LOL EDITING POSTS IS FUN

I want to be your slave. Please step on me.

OK bro. If you insist...

I would like to submit my formal application to be your white knight.

I want you to step on me and when people bitch at you I will be there to randomly start hating them just because they have an issue with you. I will also modify my username to better serve the purpose of showing how much of a dumb bitch I am around you.

Lots of love,
Rei-chan

PS: My armpits smell like cherries.

Applying.

moderator pwnage owns gz teclo and i apply

Are we hired?

I'll be your white knight as long as I don't have to defend you against being UGUUU, Russian or having a zipper voice. I can't defend you against those things.

teclo, you are resigned to a life with no balls.