Weapon Fail

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Sansama

15 years ago

The attack is to powerful to control

HAMMER OF HEAVEN AND HELL!!!

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mantisprime1250

15 years ago

turns out god needs it for hammering open some nuts and takes it away from u

samus' light suit + all pick ups

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078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

Made by Nintendo so they end up being horrible though you had expected them to be great.

A harem of blondes who I can use as swords.

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Sisami

15 years ago

They're are actually cross dresser's, they still have "swords" though. ;]

Lollollol12's penis.

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mantisprime1250

15 years ago

it doesn't work anymore

an army of vampires

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Sisami

15 years ago

Lollollol12 commands your army of vampires to suck your blood and ass rape you[At the same time! =0]

Lollollol12's robot penis.

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KG989

15 years ago

Hydralic malfunction

Thor and Take mikazuchi's "Thunder Call"

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Rovencrone

15 years ago

Does it next to a lightning rod?

X gundam's satelite cannon

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Symeria

15 years ago

Satellite malfunctions and shoot's the X Gundam instead

gae bolg

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Rovencrone

15 years ago

Enemy guns you down first

a christmas tree???

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KG989

15 years ago

Faulty wiring in Christmas lights causes your house to burn down.

Big Daddy Drill.

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swordmanXIII FAKKU's Breaker

15 years ago

drill fall off the the big daddy and he runs away.

Gunblade rapid fire!

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Rovencrone

15 years ago

gunblade misfires and asplodes

destroy gundam

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Sansama

15 years ago

it gets destroyed by a special beam cannon

I choose grand cero!!

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Sisami

15 years ago

Your Grand Cero becomes Lollollol12's sex bitch. After a long night of vigorous sex making Grand Cero is unable to walk.

Lollollol12's giant muscles.

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Sansama

15 years ago

Gets cramp with those big muscles.

Dividing driver!!!

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Rovencrone

15 years ago

Driver crashes?
Your mom nya~

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