Weird question about alcohol

Does alcohol make you feel like you have to pee ALL THE FUCKING TIME? I just had a lonkero (also a finnish word for tentacle) and 5 minutes after the first sip, I really really needed to pee. And then 10min after peeing I feel the need to do it again.

This always happens to me when I drink, and I'vbe heard that many other people feel the same way. Then I thought "hmm, what about the fakku faggots...?" and so I came here, am making this thread that should be deleted right away and now that the can of tentacles is empty, I shall open a can of beer. Bear beer. A finnish Karhu olut.

Also: how's your sunday IB?

Never had any alcohol since one of my parents is an alcoholic, but my Sunday is peaceful and relaxing.

am I a fakku faggot?

long drinks don't have a high alcohol content plus depending on what you drink and how much is in it like if its american shit its like water but ya unless im piss drunk i gotta go like every 5 mins lol

I don't drink alcohol but that tends to happen to me sometimes when I drink sugary drinks.

Eeyup. Down here, we call it breaking the seal. You're fine for the first 10-20 minutes after you start drinking, then once you pee, it's every 5-10 minutes.
Think about it, you're drinking a tonne of liquids... If not, the alcohol probably does something to your system.
As it's said, alcohol itself doesn't make you dehydrated, it leaving your system does.

Yes.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/520244-does-beer-make-you-pee-more/

In short, your kidneys go "NOPE, NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT!" and most of what you drink literally just goes straight through you, unless you hold it all in but then you'll be uncomfortable. That's why, if you drink fuckloads of the stuff, you get dehydrated and suffer from headaches as a side effect of a hangover.

liquour can make you relaxed...

Haven't drink that much to experience it.

I think it usually just comes down to the fact that people are too drunk to notice exactly how many liquids they are taking in. If I drank four or five bottles of water within an hour, I'd have to pee like crazy too.

>can of tentacles
Yum.

But..uhh, yeah. This happens to almost everyone, I think.

I haz the diabeetus... i have to pee all the time. And yes when i drink i pee too much.

Never really happened to me, even with a lot of drinks. Seems you're not in the minority though...

Back to my lonkero porn.

Yes.

I don't drink. My sunday? Frustrating

I don't really drink beer, so I'm not sure.

My Sunday is wet and rainy.

Eh i had about 6 and never had to piss once.
Maybe you just have a small bladder or something i hear asians have small everything.
So meh it was after all the partying and shit that when it did kick in and i was puking and pissing like a mother fucker.
But one thing i can confirm is that it does give you that "warm" feeling.
Idk why tho.

7
Moonshine whiskey, you bring me down
You didn't come north, you didn't flow south
You stayed in Dixie where you belong
Moonshine whiskey, you done me wrong

I need a bottle before I bed
I need compassion to heal my head
I need a reason 'cause I got none
Some inspiration to keep me goin'

Moonshine whiskey, you bring me down
You didn't come north, you didn't flow south
You stayed in Dixie where you belong
Moonshine whiskey, you done me wrong

I get insanely hungry when I drink

as in hide fucking everything in your house if you invite me to drink with you.

Yes, I do realize that hunger is usually associated with the green miracle worker but in my case this happens with alcohol