Welcome to Bullshitting your way through class 101

I am principally the biggest Bullshitter I know. And I wish to teach you all the Art of Bullshit.

1. Make it up as you go:
I never read for my classes(Unless I have to write an paper over it). And I still get A's because I skim over it read the Spark Notes and just improvise.

2. Chances are they have no idea you have no idea what your talking about:
The first rule to public speaking, know what your talking about... BULLSHIT! I almost never know what I'm talking about but I make it look like I do because they don't know I don't know.

3. When all else fails LIE!
Lately in my ENG 211 class we've been looking at the role of females in Ancient Lit. Now I'm not going to lie and say that it's an easy to deal with subject. But when your in a class of 16 student's and only 4 including you are male. This is a very delicate situation. LIE YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF! Trust me. I've saved my ass many times by lying.

You got a Discipline situation there buddy. Please don't let it go to waste.

there's a difference between lying and bullshitting. when you lie you are deliberately misleading someone away from the truth. when you bullshit you're covering up the fact that you know nothing at all with half-facts and straight up made-up information

you didn't really invent the wheel with this post dude; im not seeing anything 6th graders don't already know. Was this pretty much a "im awesome everyone please stroke my cock" post? I think most poeple have the ability to bullshit and get away with it; it's that one day that someone catches you on your bullshit and you lose all credibility that is probably going to make you rethink your shit.

Is the first post bullshit?

Called

It's a fact that noone knows anything about anything anymore.
The process of schooling has broken down to older people asking younger people bullshit questions and getting bigger bullshit for answers.
The only way to make it interesting is to instead lie about having the right answers, and see how hard it is to fail.
Trust us, bullshit is boring.

Call all you want because my shit don't stink. Because the First Post is the Truth.

I'm pretty sure your shit stinks -_-

Can't bull shit the bull shitter.

What if the bull-shitter is bull-shitting about being a bull-shitter?

Let me inturupt for a minute to say that if your shit does NOT, in fact, stink, you should see a doctor. It can be an early sign of colon cancer.
Thanks for playing, please, continue.

Then, I think that'd mean he's a bull-shitter but doesn't even know it.

Lol at the text in bold.

Some times I bullshit the Bullshit that I bullshit

That's fine and all but there are just some classes where you can't bullshit. Unfortunately.

Tell that to an A+ on a midterm you were not prepared for.

talking to inanimate objects...so how much training do garbage men get where you're from?

bull shit and bull shitter is everything what you need for bull shit