Well I've been here for 4 months

I hear a lot of people call newcummers "newfags", so to dont be called a "newfag" I.......write lots of topics, posts and stuff?

You won't be a newfag if you don't do newfag things like shitpost or ask people about their masturbation habits.

I just wanna "fit in" you know? (It can be read in another way)

so....... Newfags don't know how to masturbate. Ok thanks.

also, don't double post

Just don't act like a jackass and you'll do fine. So calm down and take a deep breath.

Lurk more.

alrighty. Masturbating skills: check. No double posting: check. No shitty topics: check. Alright thanks.

*inhale* *exhale* all right. Got it!

Hi newfag.

I hope you wrote "newcummers" as some sort of really stupid pun.

Stop trying to fit in. It'll either happen or not.

Exactly what he said.

Curiously enough, if you don't try to fit in you'll fit in.

*newcomers.

It's not clever to add sexual puns in common words.



Then stop being a tryhard. If it happens it happens, if it doesn't it won't.



No it's just that it's too common a topic, especially in Random. A week or so ago there were 4 or 5 on the first page of Random alone.

And don't double post, it can be considered spammy. There's an edit button for a reason.

BWAAAAAKA DON'T TRY HARD

Newfags get called newfags until stated otherwise.

Sanji pls

Jump off a bridge to celebrate.

Also, making your greeting thread in any other section rather the section that was made for greeting new folks is generally a pretty big strike.