What awkward situations have you endured?

This the most awkward one I can think of right now. I was in grade 6, I had bad gas that day and we had an assembly, I sat through the whole thing trying to hold in my bad gas. The assembly was over but my row was not signaled to exit the gym yet and finally I could not hold it in anymore, I fell back and let out the biggest fart I have ever let go, It literally echoed through the gym and everybody turned and stared at me. People tried to run out of the gym holding their shirts over their noses it was an epic disaster.

Hmm probably when I was doing rocketry out in a field next to some businesses, decided the hell with it, I will throw in the biggest damn engine possible. Thing took off out of control (oops) landed on the top of a factory and the charge that normally gets the parachute out ends up lighting the thing on fire. I ran over to the company and found the general manager. I had to explain that I would like to receive my, now on fire, rocket from his roof. Guy just stares at me for like 30 seconds, and says "I am not worried about our metal roof starting on fire, however why do you want a burnt rocket back". I then realized that I was literary asking for a pile of ashes off their roof....I just said sorry for the commotion and walked away with my tail in between my legs. Was a damn fine rocket I lost that day =/ a big SR71 blackbird