What did my friends girlfriend infect me with?

Did you randomly oink at any stage?

What do you mean by oink?

He's saying you might have swine flu.

Oh! LOL!! Nah! I already had the swine flu last year on Halloween night.

Really? How did it feel?

Like Hell!! almost the same but A little different Plus I fell a few times from being too weak when I had the swine flu.

I thought this was about STDs.

I was thinking it was the bad kind of threesome.

Ass-to-mouth? She got a strap-on, fucked her boyfriends ass and let Nexus lick the shit off it.

That's gotta be it.

We will never know what kind of fun activities slayer has been up to.

lol. Nah we were just all playing Guitar Hero 5 and I must have shared an indirect breath of her air and it happened to bring a nasty virus with it. And a strap on? OUCH!! there is no way I'd let her violate my ass with a strap on!! Although she probably could force me since she is an expert in taekwondo, She'd probably knock me out in one punch then I'd regain consciousness and be tied up in a dark basement
with my ass in the air and she'd be there with the strap on and she'd probably put that Chinese hot sauce she keeps around there house (Which burns like a bitch coming out) on the dildo and I'd be literally and metaphorically Fucked!!

Ouch man. Hot sauce going in your ass is gonna burn like hell >_<

You know the details too well; I can see right through you. What are you hiding from us?

That wasn't a strap-on.

No I just have a really vivid imagination, Which is why I am a good writer.

You keep telling yourself that. Nashrakh read you like some random poster on a college bulletin board. Not even a strap-on? God damn, you do some kinky shit.

I wish. But instead of the strap on and my friends girlfriend it would be some
Japanese High schooler, A bottle of Sake and a Tokyo Honeycomb Hotel. Then I'd bust her ass like a looter in a riot.