What do you do while you fap?

i think about what those little sperm could have been.lawyer a doctor or maybe even the precident but in the end their just stains on the wall.

I prefer not to think that way. The fact of the matter is that there are about 20 million sperm per mL of cum in average men. Meaning, in short, there is a very small chance that if you were to conceive, the child would be a winner.

Everyone wants to think their child will grow up to be something great, but statistically speaking, most of them are disappointed.

Lol, this forum/thread has some pretty funny answers and the question it's self was funny as well. There's not much that I do while I fap besides view images or videos, and use my hand to stimulate my senses and well.. pleasure myself. Aside from sex toys, isn't that what everyone does?

hmm.... while I fap........ I guess I try to think of happy thoughts.... like a cute anime chick running down a beach while her breasts bounce up and down, up and down... then all of a sudden a giant tentacle monster washes ashore and it snatches that chick up and rips up all her clothes, then with its tentacles it begins to rub the chick's nipples and other sensitive areas.... then the monster grabs other chicks then a scene very similar to la blue girl begins........ then...... then..... uh.... wait up...... *faps*...........................................................................

then....... well thats as far as I can get................

I'm trying to ignore the cries of the neighbors baby as much as possible... and ignore the eyes of my stalking cat looking through the door that is lurking around there.

Seriously... Kanu, dressed as a nun, nurse, miko, whatever...
Kanu in anything, or nothing = fap

Wow, thanks. I definitely CAN do a good thread.
also, when I fap, I think of some of my favourite characters (Arcueid, Haruhi, Patchouli, or maybe Ryoumou), and watch some H-Doujin I downloaded here.

all i have to do is IMAGINE.

but whatever that could increase my sex drive,really.

This topic made me think "what would happen to your sperm if you didn't fap them away?" I mean when we fap, they obviously die outside their natural environment, but what happens to them if you didn't? Do they live forever or would they eventually die of old age and get replaced by new ones? What if they did live forever and you had some old-ass sperm built up inside of you and then you decided you wanted to conceive with your girl with the old-ass sperm? Would the kid have physical problems and be really weak? Maybe fappin some sperm out like on a weekend marathon session in order to ensure you had fresh sperm for when you do conceive would be a better choice?

2AM makes me think crazy shit.

from what i've known,sperm cell will die and replaced by the newer ones,just like skin cells...

and about the quality thingy,refer to this wiki(although wiki isn't always reliable)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_quality

I read erotic ligature to get in the mood then I go surfing random pics on Aeris Dies

Oh, you're good. Teach me sensei, the art of sleep-fap :lol:

I close my eyes and zone out for a bit.

(read)Doujin or (Watch)hentai for me.

thanks for the link, lots of info here - found what I was looking for:

Both a too short period of time since last ejaculation and a too long one reduces semen quality.

* A period of time of less than one day reduces sperm count by at least 20%. [20]

* Longer periods of abstinence correlate with poorer results - one study [21] found that men with repeated normal results from semen analysis produced abnormal samples if they abstained for more than 10 days. Another study[21] found that couples where the man had abstained for more than 10 days before an intrauterine insemination (IUI) had only a 3% pregnancy rate.

Sperm quality is better in the afternoon than in the morning.

A longer duration of sexual stimulation before ejaculation slightly increases sperm quality

I feel like if I wanted to I could really knock someone up now.

Doesn't mention anything about if your sperm is dumb though - guess it doesn't matter since it's just the DNA.

I cradle my testicles with my left hand while putting slight pressure down on them with my thumb. It feels nice.

Fucking LOL

I think about the older chick from Dark Love, and showering her with my cum.
Seriously, Dark Love is awesome.