What if Fakku were to gett together

It'd be a circlejerk.


No, seriously.

If I remember back in the day it was either Jacob, Hibia, Raze,Nikon or any combination of those four thought of hypothetically buying a Cosplay cafe/hotel. It'd be complete with hot girl in scantily clad outfits, front hall, dining room, secret back room for certain members of Fakku oh and a hotspring.

That would be the setting of where we'd hang out. Generic anime laws also apply inside hotel.

1. If a girl is over the age of 14 she has 75% chance of having a good sized chest.

2. Anything Echii can and will happen between two members of the oppisite sex

3. Tsunderes will kick you in the sack, but will fall madly in love with you.

4. Gay things like accidentally kissing a boy can happen when pursuing a member of the opposite sex while another male is present.

5. Whenever you fall you have an 80% chance of landing in a sexual position on a female when one is present.

6. The laws of physics can be broken.

7. Giant robots are present and can be used in case of emergency.

All in all It spelled for a good time as long it's a good amount of Fakku users and not all of us sitting in a hotel thinking "Why god, why did I come to this Sausage fest."

*don't ask me who was/is aloud in the back room. I don't know*

You forgot the immortality clause:
Where one or more Tsundere or potentially violent members of the opposite sex are in some state of nudity, a male will be present 85% of the time. In this case, the male will suffer at least 200% damage do his body, which can and will be recovered within a matter of minutes. Descent from the stratosphere follows law 5.

Once again...
Sausage fest

i would be the DJ, playing the kickin tracks. if anyone has either claimed, or is gonna claim DJ status, i here by steal it from whoever claimed it, and here by decree that i am the one and only DJ. i'm so kickin out the jams. I AM DJ!!!!

you're 12, you can't come.

I think bans would be issued.

once again in which country/state would we hold this get together?

i say once again cos i asked once and no one answered it

CzechosloFakkua!

Also probably a shit DJ.

I vote for Canada. In the event of loli 14+ is the legal age, and 19 is the drinking age.

*Stretches arms up with both index fingers pointing down at self*

14 with parental consent, how many parents do you know that are willing to let you plow their 14 year old daughters?

Depends on where in Canada.

I see what yoo did thar

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Which portal should I use to get there?

Use the Blue portal. The Orange portal leads to the cake.

But walking through the blue portal will take me to the orange one.

the blue portal has been preplaced, try the orange one

*Takes the cake and walks through orange portal* CzechosloFakkua! here I come.