What if your girlfriend cheated on you with a girl?

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Isn't cheating doesn't necessarily trade but just going with another one?

so you'll beat the shit out of the guy for your girlfriend cheating on you?
makes...sense.

'Course it does - you're not allowed to beat girls and you don't want to beat yourself up, so you just have to vent your anger on the person who's somewhat involved.

Says the government?

She'll fucking get what's coming to her. A russian pimp slap will solve the problem instantly.

Rbz I love how you always know how to solve a problem.

Says my mum! Ahem.. anyway, I kinda agree with the pimp slap deal >.<

Btw Rbz, you're going to beat your wife into submission right? x)

A russian pimp slap has nothing to do with my hand. It involves mini me.

Oh so it's quite similar to a Dickslap, eh?

Quite similar indeed, yet not exactly the same.

What's the difference?

That's for me to know and for you to find out. Well, if you really do want to find out I'm afraid you'd have to experience it.

Hmm.. tbh, I'd rather not experience it. Rather, I don't want to know. Ignorance is bliss

And why wouldn't it?

Yes, Rbz! Why wouldn't it??

edit: lol it was suposed to be gibbous.

He can read page two like the rest of you non russian pimp slapping bastards.

Your girlfriend takes your car, slams it into a wall. You go up to the wall and slap the wall, even though it's clearly your girlfriend's mistake. Fucking stupid wall, that'll teach you to stand there!
GJ.

Makes...sense!
Why wouldn't it?
Yes, Rbz! Why wouldn't it??
Why? Whyyyyyyyyy????
CLUE: Because you're lashing out at a person who's not at fault ;DDDD
Your girlfriend slams your car into a wall - her fault and hers alone.
Your girlfriend cheating on you - her fault and hers alone. Unless she was forced to cheat on you, in which case it isn't cheating, but rape!


A equals B therefore C. Thank goodness for logic.

Yeah your right, if my girl slammed my car door against a wall or some other persons car I would get annoyed at her because it is her fault, but when it comes to being cheated on it just gets dealt with differently. It would just be one of those situations where the guy was just in the wrong place at the wrong time or something like that it happens all the time. You have all this pent up rage and you need to let it all out on something/someone so it might as well be the person whom she was fucking with.

You sir, make no sense. That is all.

Especially if he didn't know she had a boyfriend. What a surprise party that would turn out to be, eh?