What is the fastest way to get marijuana out of your system?

I have a drug test in a few weeks.

Any suggestions?

Serious Discussion... really? Also,

IT'S CALLED GOOGLE. USE IT.

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anyways

Go watch manswer or something dude.

But if you have more then a week you should be ok just not smoking and drink water and stuff

Theres lots of variables.... body fat percentage... how much water you drink... you say a few weeks... most likely youll be alright, but if your really concerned about it... drink lots of water and cranberry juice (which alters the ph of urine)...just dont go out and waste money on the system mask/flush drinks they are a waste of money given the successrate is only like 45%

dont take it in the first place

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Getting back on topic, is it really possible to remove drugs out of one's body system, especially if one has been consuming it for a prolonged period of time?

Do cocaine instead. Then they'll find cocaine in your body instead of marijuana.

according to some scientist marijuana
can cure something random in your body or some shit ( = .=)

Don't smoke at all...

Thats the best way, but if you absolutely have to, Cranberry juice, drink shitloads of it, and pee a lot

A few weeks? Just stay off it for a while. And what kind of test? Pee? Blood? Hair?

If it's pee then you probably can be calm, from what I know it goes out pretty fast, a week or two, just drink/pee a lot and it'll probably go faster. Blood last a bit longer I think, a month or three probably, not sure, and I have no idea how to haste the process.

If you got two weeks, just drink water at least gal a day and cranberry juice a liter every two or three days and Niacin one tab a day, you will be cleaner than a pastor... a good one not the ones snorting coke off a gay escort's ass one.

Take a knife and drain your blood.

Heroin will cover up any trace of marijuana.

Don't charcoal pills work? Also next time do Spice. Yes it's a real drug, and yes it has the same effect as marijuana except it doesn't show up when they test you.

How about drinking as much water and pee as much as you can maybe that'll work.

If you've been smoking since a while, just an advice: Deal with it. It's part of you, and u should be proud of it... who cares of what other ppl think.

/agrees

Well, i don't know about the quality of the stuff you've got in your country..

But my mom works for the police here in holland, and she says it takes 6 weeks to get out of your system no matter what you take after smoking it.