What is the ultimate fictional character you want to tap?

or be tapped by;
if he wasn't fictional i'd pick daddy lucifee

hm...i'll go with satan from the tenacious d movie

You seem like the type of person that likes penis in your anus. I'm going to call you anal cumdump from now on.

-_- well at least its not as bad as cum dumpster

>Anal Cumdump
>Not as bad as cum dumpster

lolwut?

Sess-sama modafuka

lol try to top fluffy (who is a character made after the beast by the way)
and he'll give you a poison claw to the neck x D

every time you say daddy lucifee a baby leopard dies...
Also kora...

fuck!

Anal Cumdump works for you.

Also I'm sure it's kinda obvious who I'd fuck.

don't call me either! this isn't a yaoi or trap doujin;
and i'm not fakkus offical male bitch -_-
ne?

Anal Cumdump it is then.

No, I can really see Anal Cumdump sticking.
If you want, you can PM Mike and have him change your username to Anal Cumdump.
I think it's available.

Also.
Mai waifu.

Could kick any of your waifu's ass's.

why me

Because my young child your posts are of an inferior variety and you are infact an OP in this thread. And OP most of the time is huge faggot. But regardless of whether you're OP or not, you're still a faggot. So I officially dub you Anal Cumdump. First customer in line is Freaky. If your ass wasn't nice and loose before, it'll certainly be loose afterwards.

bastard!

p.s anal cumdump just doesn't sound right
if you have to give me a slutty nickname just saying cum dumpster makes more sense


not that i want a nickname; just saying

pps - no nickname

you don't tap someone as sexy as me unless i consent!

I personally think it's pretty obvious who I'd tap if she were real.

Don't worry you'll be mindbroken and enjoying it soon enough. Or just mindbroken. One of the two

you seem to be enjoying this -_-
by this i mean treating me like a slut; and wanting to dom me
but really dude...you can't sleep with me unless i consent
believe it or not when i go in a bar i pick who i go home with
i'm just that sexy
since i can have sex whenever i want i restrict myeslf to ever 4 months;
that way i can act like a virgin and get him really horny


so, imagine how tight i am; now realise you may never have me

This is starting to get good.
Hang on, I'll get my robe and my wizard hat.

>implying anyone needs consent to sleep with you.

Ever heard of "rape", dumbass?