What Super Power would you Give Everyone Else EXCEPT You

You get to give everyone else in the entire world a super power, EXCEPT yourself.
You can be nice and give everyone something awesome, or be a dick and give everyone a power that is hilarious - See: my gift

I'd make it so everyone could fly by flapping their arms, but just barely.
So they have to REAAAALLY try in order to get a little bit of lift. Imagine going to a populated city where everyone is just barely flying around by flapping.


What would you give everyone?

Id give everyone the power to instantly create whatever they want.
World Peace, nigger.

That would be the end of the universe...

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I would give people the ability to control the weather with Uno wildcards.

The ability to fly, so no traffic jam. I can drive in peace.

Power of professional photoshop and gif editing, so I don't have to ask specific people.....

who :3




But there would be no car market because everyone can fly - YOU'RE the only one who can't.
That is the kicker with this.

The ability to shut the fuck up so i don't have to listen.

Because there is little to no demand, the price of the car would decrease rapidly, it's still in my favour :D

A sense of humour. That is a very powerful emotion I feel. So powerful that I think everyone else except for me ought to have it.

The power to expunge illness from their bodies but those who cant receive $10 everytime it occurs...id be rich and the world would be healthy win-win

The ability to turn into a lamp, once.

The ability to give and give and give. I would be the happiest man in the world if that happened.