What the hell !? 10 phones calls within 5 mins

Seeing the increase of senseless thread, I decided to make my own.


Somebody keeps calling me, just a minute ago I picked up the phone expecting somebody to answer and then within 10 seconds it hangs up. This is the 10th now since this morning. I'm screwed since I don't have caller ID.

congrats, sir. you have a stalker.

Perhaps it even the rare and elusive yandere! =O

Could it be a computer dysfunction? Has this happened to anyone else before?

10 calls in 5 minutes. That all?

EDIT:

hopefully that's it.....I was just weirded out since I'm the only here atm.


It happened again....WTF!? I'm going to unplug the phone cord now.

One way to get rid of them if you don't want to them calling back is to answer the phone "Homicide: Inspector (or what ever your local senior police rank is) "insert random made up name", speak"

works every time.

If you get a call from a human and not a machine and that person is a woman who's trying to sell you shit, then just hit on her. I'm still waiting for a call from a human, but it seems I make robots horny.

The ghost is trying to tell you "get the fuck outta here, this is MY ROOM."

You are the pimpmaster obviously. You need to build a voice-automated service harem.