what was your worse time you faped or worse fap experience
have you had a bad fap
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
animefreak_usa wrote...
Translation of art's statement:I once jerked it to a goat giving birth to a chicken.
No u.
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His single mom walks around the house in a bra and panties, with her panties not even pulled the entire way up then she knows her sons friend is spending the night? You should have fucking stayed, or followed her to apologize, you totally could have banged her. Also, fapping in your friends bathroom is stupid as hell. As for bad fapping experiences... I fapped the skin on my dick raw a few times which made it painful to fap the next couple days.
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Zaff wrote...
His single mom walks around the house in a bra and panties, with her panties not even pulled the entire way up then she knows her sons friend is spending the night? You should have fucking stayed, or followed her to apologize, you totally could have banged her. Also, fapping in your friends bathroom is stupid as hell. As for bad fapping experiences... I fapped the skin on my dick raw a few times which made it painful to fap the next couple days. same here.
also i once thought i got a hand-cramp from fapping too much (i think it was when i used dumbells though).
also, try fapping with a broken thumb.
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I have never had a bad fap experience. Maybe a bit sore after but that's it.
Anyway I voted yes or no if you were wondering OP.
Anyway I voted yes or no if you were wondering OP.
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Iamnotchrishansen
Jiggy Blackson
Having a sore dick because my lubrication slipped in my urethra and getting caught by my mom at age 7
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okay so for anyone that want's to know what happened with his mom and me or why I made my poll yes or no is because most likely everyone has had a bad experience fapping or will have a bad experience and I may have accidentally messed up my poll It's 50/50. For my friend's mom I have seen her again quite a bit of times since then . I just haven't been back to their house and never will go back and I will never fap in a bathroom that has no locks ever again and his mom acts alittle flirty with me now. It's not like she's a old woman she's only 36 and hot and I'm only 21 myself and my friend Is 19. I have thought of banging her but my friend Is my best friend and I have a feeling If I do bang her he would find out and try to strangle me because he seems like a strangler. And If you have read this means you either read this or you skimmed It and if you want to know what I'm talking about read my first post. BYE
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shadowknigth wrote...
why I made my poll yes or no is because most likely everyone has had a bad experience fapping or will have a bad experience You...are you..ARE YOU POSSIBLY FROM THE FUTURE?!
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Tanasinn
The Bellpepper
shadowknigth wrote...
his mom acts alittle flirty with me now. It's not like she's a old woman she's only 36 and hot So here is what you do
Go
And
Fuck
Her.
WISDOM SON.
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shadowknigth wrote...
okay so for anyone that want's to know what happened with his mom and me or why I made my poll yes or no is because most likely everyone has had a bad experience fapping or will have a bad experience and I may have accidentally messed up my poll It's 50/50. For my friend's mom I have seen her again quite a bit of times since then . I just haven't been back to their house and never will go back and I will never fap in a bathroom that has no locks ever again and his mom acts alittle flirty with me now. It's not like she's a old woman she's only 36 and hot and I'm only 21 myself and my friend Is 19. I have thought of banging her but my friend Is my best friend and I have a feeling If I do bang her he would find out and try to strangle me because he seems like a strangler. And If you have read this means you either read this or you skimmed It and if you want to know what I'm talking about read my first post. BYE Strangling? You'd be a hero among men, a story straight out of the hentai that we all fap too, and you worry about a possible strangling.
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Fucking OP, why are you so cool? I read every single word, completely engrossed. Write a novel, man. You are a true hero of American Literature.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
I question the validity of the Opening Post, but whatevs I don't care.
Worst fap I ever had was a pseudo-gay experience; a friend of mine, we were in our pre-teens at the time, invited me to come join him and his FUCKING HOT MILF OF A mum to tesco. I went because I had the hugest crush on her but nobody else knew, not even my friend. Anywa, she left us in the car while she went to get some things and he whacked his dick out and started beating off. He convinced me to as well, and I did thinking of his mum. Thankfully we weren't able to blow anything at the time seeing as we were like 10, so there was no cleanup afterwards. His mum came back and she asked why it "smelt" in the car. Awkward.
Was either that, or that one time when my left bollock began hurting after blowing my load.
Worst fap I ever had was a pseudo-gay experience; a friend of mine, we were in our pre-teens at the time, invited me to come join him and his FUCKING HOT MILF OF A mum to tesco. I went because I had the hugest crush on her but nobody else knew, not even my friend. Anywa, she left us in the car while she went to get some things and he whacked his dick out and started beating off. He convinced me to as well, and I did thinking of his mum. Thankfully we weren't able to blow anything at the time seeing as we were like 10, so there was no cleanup afterwards. His mum came back and she asked why it "smelt" in the car. Awkward.
Was either that, or that one time when my left bollock began hurting after blowing my load.
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Well it seem the thread has made it to 4 pages. Let's try to keep It going. Even If half the thread has been people asking why I didn't do anything with my friend's mom. But If you got a question you want to ask just post and I will reply. Even If It does have something to do with my friend's mom.
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yurixhentai
desu
shadowknigth wrote...
Well it seem the thread has made it to 4 pages. Let's try to keep It going. Even If half the thread has been people asking why I didn't do anything with my friend's mom. But If you got a question you want to ask just post and I will reply. Even If It does have something to do with my friend's mom.That's a 3.
