What woiuld you name you kids?

So hypothetical question to the people of Fakku. What would you name your children?

First born son: Arnold

First Born Daughter: Lucy

But if I was insane I would name my first two children Dammit and Bitches just so I could say Dammit Bitches get you asses in here

leonardo, leonie, leona, or if it exists, leonir

I like originallity in names, too, but I don't know if I'd want to sentance my kidsto a life of torment. I also have a sortof odd and long last name, so it's hard to fine something that fits well.
Though, for a son I might name him something like Francis Micheal, because we'd probably call him Frank, so he had a real boys name, but his real name would be francis, so he would ahve to toughen up a bit.
And for a duaghter, I like Sarah Nichole.

For some reason I think of Johnny Cash's A Boy Named Sue.

After I wrote that, so did I. But I think the plan is solid. Because it's not an entirely girly name. The Punisher's name is Francis and he kills the shit out of people.

All I could think for the girl is Marona for now.

Boy: Leaf Erikson
Girl: Yvolvina Yschgowv

pretty sure you're not aloud to be that specific.

I think Colt would be an awesome name for a boy and Holly for a girl.

Boy: Michael (it would technically be Michael Jr., but whatever)
Girl: Rena

Knowing that I may have so much. . .
I'm Japanese so don't flame me about naming my kids with Japanese words.

Boys: Kazuki(Kazu), Hiroto(Hiro), Takumi(Taku), Katsuro(Kat, Suro), Shou, You(Yoh), Yaoi

Girls: Kimi, Aiyumi, Yoko, Yuri, Haru, Ruki

American names:
Guys- Hail, Skull, Arden, Sid, Lawl}

Girls- Trixie, Shandell, Elvie, Jondell

If I were to fuck it up, I'll name my kids with different sex positions. Lol.

Oh god don't name your child Yaoi!

Why not? My girlfriend thinks it's cute. But, I guess I see your point.

My daughter? Jenna Talia *My Last Name*

My son? Ferris Wheeler *Last Name*

That's awesome as fuck. Lol.

i would name my kids boy or girl, cortillas (cor-t-yus) and like just stuff u dont hear all the time. like a name that is not really easy to duplicate just in case someone tries to do an identity theft type thing. im not really good at naming things, so i doubt any ideas i have would be reasonable.

remind me not to be your son when I'm born... wait what?

Lol. How can you be born as my son when you already are born and not related to me by blood? @.@;;