What's your H pet peeve?

You've said it: poorly drawn feet.

I mean, in real life, I am a little bit picky with feet. I can look at a girl's feet and think they are absolutely perfect but then if she moves them and shows them in a bad angle it can be quite a turn off. In hentai, one can draw perfection but sometimes they don't seem to care and come up with a quickly drawn foot which is quite annoying.

I wish I could give you a high five, that's pretty much exactly how I feel too.
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I can't stand bad proportions!
Though sometimes big boobies on little bodies appeal to me at times...

FUCKING SCENCORSHITSHIP

MOTHER OF GOD HENTAI WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER OFF WITHOUT FUCKING SCENCORSHITSHIP

Censorship

... no mention of faceless guys? I can't tolerate them even more than fat, ugly, old dudes. At least the latter shows how bad the fuck-ee is getting it.

Too much dialogue sometimes ruins it for me. It kinda bothers me when someone is so talkative as they're doing it.

giant boobs that look like two creatures are going to burst out like the chest-burster scene in alien

Ugly men
Old men
Fat men
Huge breasts
Extreme censorship
In-properly tagged
Pubic hair
Blood
Gore

Also when there's like 15 or more pages of lead up as well as to much dialog.

I have a lot more then i thought :x

So I'm not mentioning things that are an automatic turn off that will make me stop reading. Hmmm 2 things I can think of that I don't care for but won't disgust me or turn me away. One is Yuri, I don't usually like yuri scenes but if a hentai has one its not really a big deal. Second is Vanilla love stories in hentai. Like Im not here to see some romance happen and a couple have gentle love making.

male on genderbended male or what ever with a genderbend tag, a mood killer for me.

Scat. Scat is too much for me.

No Ahegao.

Anything gross or words in doujinshi like "scraping" or "its going in my belly"

When there is an xtreme guitar solo during the scene. I hate that.
That, plus poor/awkward animation.

I think for me it would be:
giant boobs/nipples
those fucking x-rays when they show people's insides
and half-assed drawn penises.

Mostly just physical/proportional things. If the artist gives people weird faces, (Eyes too spaced apart, eyes too high up, noses that change shape in every panel) that really bothers me. Too much visual noise in the panels gets super distracting, and while it doesn't anymore, it used to really annoy me to see onomatopoeia in Japanese characters in an otherwise translated manga. Now I think it adds some aesthetic value, but hey, your mileage may vary.

As for things that push the line, not quite being deal-breakers but coming too close (Heh, 'coming too close') for my tastes (Heh...), stuff like urination and shotacon bother the hell out of me. I'd say loli too, but lately that's a deal-breaker as well. And the shota is in very, very rare circumstances tolerable. Like, it was alright in Monmusu Quest because I didn't care what the hero looked like, and he had the rough proportions of a normal human being in like 33% of the art anyway. And, ah... too much romance, I guess. Feels like I'm intruding. I don't go much for rapey stuff, but mindless sex annoys me too.

I'm a hard guy to find porn for.

Heh. 'Hard guy'.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and 9/10 times I can't stand to look at porn that features characters from games, anime, books, etc. that I like. I respect the characters too much. Makes me feel disgusted.

Like I said. SUPER hard to find porn for me. I literally came here for the forums today, because I'm not kidding myself. At least I'm creative.

A good portion of the users here come solely for the forums. I myself rarely read the doujinshi or manga. Also I don't know why you're creative.

Well, 'why' would be because a large portion of my cognitive processing is geared towards realistically imagining potential scenarios. What I was really getting at, though, was... well, why would creativity be beneficial for a guy who can never find porn? C'mon man, you're ruining the already basically not present humor of the implication.