Whe I breathe in

My lungs wine why is that

aids.

Your lungs are making wine. The "wining" sound is actually a pitch based on the inhalation and the constant gurgling combined with preventing oxidation when you exhale, while the wine ferments.

And of course its red wine.

A light, whimsical and soft wining is a light bodied wine with a fruity taste.
A high pitched, steady wining is something of both body and flavor.
A heavy, loud wining, either quick or slow, is a strong, dry taste with a full dark color.

The question is though, what type of red wine would it be?

EDIT: I also forgot to add. The time fermenting wine in your lungs quickens because of your body temperature. Time inside the lungs is accelerated to 5x the norm. Blood type is also a factor.

A types age quicker.
B types age slower.
AB types age at a consistent pace no matter what.
O types depend on the condition of the lungs and health.

But im a virign who prefers ewhite wine

Too bad, your body only makes red wine.

fuck my body i was gonnag o red wine tasting today anywwaysd

Well now you can share your wine. Compete with amateur wineries. Maybe get hired by a company to produce a fine wine.

White wine tastes like shit.

Depends on the style. Sweet to sour.

So does red.

Wine is fine~! :D I can get drunk off of it!

Wine is fine~! :D I can get drunk off of it!

Wine is fine~! :D I can get drunk off of it!

IMO, anyway. Then again, I've never been keen on alcoholic drinks.

If this is a serious question, then it might be the result of asthma or some sort of infection.

But if you did mean to say "wine" instead of "whine" then I have no fucking idea why your lungs are suddenly a brewery. Can I have some? It's probably aged like shit given this is a recent occurrence but what the hell? Drink before bed sounds nice.

cause your lungs are faggot tier shit cunts

Check your heart rate, then the veins on your balls.....then go to the doctor.

no he should chop them off and send it to your mom

why

I don't know

she just seems like a person to want those kinds of things

It explains why your always drunk to the point of calling me at 3 in the morning.

Your body has successfully adapted to all the alcohol your drink by producing it's own, replacing blood in the process, giving you the option to replenish any lost blood with more wine when you visit Bevmo.