When Was the Last Time You Cried?

When was the last time you cried? Not like "meh" cried or Hollywood single-tear cried. When was the last time you broke the fuck down and felt yourself explode into a truckload of emotions and shit? What made you cry? Are you going to cry now? Are you going to cry right now, you fucking nerd? Cry for me.

Delicious tears.

Oh yeah, I forgot my end of this shit. The last time I cried was when I saw some dumbass post about the Year of Luigi. Shit touched my heart and whatever.

When i blacked out and drain that whore of a ex.

Tell me about your mother.

Four years ago, after my uncle's funeral. Walking in, I felt perfectly normal. But after it was over and they started talking the casket away, seeing people having to physically restrain my aunt...

It was light a freight train of feels hit me. Damn near ran into the exit door on my way out, because my vision was so blurry.

Saddest two minutes of my life.

When I was four or something because my pet rabbit died. Haven't shed an emotional tear since.

At some point during Nagisa's route in Clannad.

I tried to find the full picture but... the feels...

I only cried manly tears to the ending of this, which not too long ago.

I rarely cry.

Though the most recent time I've cried was when my mum went full bitch mode as soon as I got home and assaulted me with a barrage of accusations about my girlfriend. Went upstairs and cried the pussy out of me. Then went and counterargued every accusation she could think of. Over the course of 3 days.

I thought you were Dr. Phil because Ph.D (Although I doubt that he really has one).

Every time I eat pizza

When my shekels gets stolen by the government pigs.

Less of what she did and more my mum just going funny. She admitted it herself afterwards.

She was polite to them.

Nope, dressed casually. The kind of person you'd be happy to take to see your parents. As I said, my mum went funny. She does that.

Where did you hear that? It's hard for anyone to take compliments I think. Not just Brits

So he what, just waltzed up to a person and complimented them? I'd be a little freaked out too.