Who Do You Think Would Win Against Chuck?
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subaruhibiki wrote...
M2991 wrote...
Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee (revived as a zombie)Fixed?
Bruce Lee won.
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subaruhibiki wrote...
Captain_Falcon wrote...
Chuck Norris vs Captain Falcon.... Oh shitwhat about Chuck Norris VS. Jacob?
If I can hide in Jacob's beard and use a Falcon Punch at the right moment.
TEAM COMBO!
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subaruhibiki wrote...
what about Chuck Norris VS. Jacob?Considering on how Fakku was born, that is highly unlikely.
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aznstoner wrote...
One day, Chuck Norris met Jacob over a luncheon, bringing their respective beards to the appointment. And it was Beard love at first sight. Chuck Norris' and Jacob's beard were simply infatuated with each other, and would often sneak off their owners' face just to be together. During one of their escapades, Jacob's beard had announced that it was pregnant, thus turning the relationship public. Jacob, Chuck Norris, and the two adolescent beards had a huge discussion on whether the beard baby should enter into this world. Chuck Norris was against this, of course, as he could not fulfill his duties without his beard to identify his status as Texas Ranger, to which he also added that the child should not be without a father to care for it. Jacob kindly stepped in and offered his services to play the role of father to the child of the careless two. And just like that, the child was born; Not ever knowing her true father, but perfectly content with Jacob as a foster parent. Every now and then Chuck's beard would send child support in the form of hentai updates, even though it pains him to see his daughter grow into such a beautiful girl in only 21 months. He is, however, able to take solace, knowing that FAKKU! will forever be blessed by the love from himself, Jacob and his beard, and the many users of FAKKU!Hahahaha! You get + rep!
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Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
The Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe
and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
The Ultimate Showdown by Lemon Demon
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@Moses:
XD exact song I was thinking of.
@Falcon:
Yesh, I agree but Mr. Rogers is one badass mofo. :o
XD exact song I was thinking of.
@Falcon:
Yesh, I agree but Mr. Rogers is one badass mofo. :o
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PersonDude wrote...
@Moses:XD exact song I was thinking of.
@Falcon:
Yesh, I agree but Mr. Rogers is one badass mofo. :o
Yeah, he is an ex-marine with over 30 confirmed kills....
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Captain_Falcon wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
@Moses:XD exact song I was thinking of.
@Falcon:
Yesh, I agree but Mr. Rogers is one badass mofo. :o
Yeah, he was an ex-marine with over 30 confirmed kills....
Fix'd the dead can't be anything.
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Moses wrote...
Captain_Falcon wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
@Moses:XD exact song I was thinking of.
@Falcon:
Yesh, I agree but Mr. Rogers is one badass mofo. :o
Yeah, he was an ex-marine with over 30 confirmed kills....
Fix'd the dead can't be anything.
He's not dead!.... :cry:
