WHY did Jacob shave?

One day, Chuck Norris met Jacob over a luncheon, bringing their respective beards to the appointment. And it was Beard love at first sight. Chuck Norris' and Jacob's beard were simply infatuated with each other, and would often sneak off their owners' face just to be together. During one of their escapades, Jacob's beard had announced that it was pregnant, thus turning the relationship public. Jacob, Chuck Norris, and the two adolescent beards had a huge discussion on whether the beard baby should enter into this world. Chuck Norris was against this, of course, as he could not fulfill his duties without his beard to identify his status as Texas Ranger, to which he also added that the child should not be without a father to care for it. Jacob kindly stepped in and offered his services to play the role of father to the child of the careless two. And just like that, the child was born; Not ever knowing her true father, but perfectly content with Jacob as a foster parent. Every now and then Chuck's beard would send child support in the form of hentai updates, even though it pains him to see his daughter grow into such a beautiful girl in only 21 months. He is, however, able to take solace, knowing that FAKKU! will forever be blessed by the love from himself, Jacob and his beard, and the many users of FAKKU!

and being clean is better when you have a beard lots of stuff gets stuck in it for example when you drink coffee well you know what will happen ^^

You don't just shave the Jacob beard because you "feel like it" no no no no no no

To piss you off.