Why do I feel uncomfortable when Women in DOA 5 stare at me?

It doesn't help that some characters like Alpha-152 are creep as shit.

Bought DOA 5
DOA 5 Ultimate comes out as a different full priced game
Fuck you bitches!

Sorry for the late reply, but at least they don't charge your full price and actually rebalance, add to it, and gives some complementary DLCs.

Unlike another Fighting Game company...

I especially hate the post win lines like this and they look at you.



That hurts my fighting spirit and pride.

You need to man up and show them what's up. That's why half of the time I spend looking at them is just turning the camera and zooming in on their various...assets.

On another note, just one more trophy to go for the plat for me, easiest fighting game to base on trophies ever, but I may still play it to unlock all the outfits later to oogle at the girls, maybe even get the DLC outfits if I feel like it.

I do show them what's up and I actually learn a lot from losing. It's just things like that grinds my gears and makes me so salty.

I don't play for trophies. I just want to get better.

But dude when that happens, it's usually followed closely by stripping and hawt action immediately, don't tell me.. you never got to see it happen since first DOA?

That's understandable, man. I want to get much better at fighters than I am right now too (and I would be too if my age hasn't affected my playing ability now compared to my younger days). I just consider the trophies as a sweet bonus considering how I am with trophy hunting at the moment.

Because beta as ballsack

Hey...I'm not-

Yeah I am that beta.

There is no not sexy enough just sexy

Well I don't think I'm sexy.

This is the internet, homie

get some of these.

Everyone is sexy as hell here, unless pics prove otherwise

Thinking about it like that yeah then I'm sexiest person here.

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I get a little cray cray when im getting my ass kicked by the never ending combos.

Playing Fighting Games as long as I have, you get use to it.

Side Note: Oh my God. Rachel is sooooooooooooo brain dead. You can just mash and win more than 50% of your matches.

I bless thee with the gift of sex appeal. Now go back and stare those bitches right back

while playing naked. Just to make it extra manly

I would do that with Kasumi against a bunch of newbs