wish me luck

@stuff
i actually have a phone with all their number in it

@neko
they all be human and female and alive

OMG you're my idol man, can I suck your dick please? Maybe I can be lucky number 100, I'm a guy but I'm down with whatever. You can stick it in my ass or we can dock (which is when you put your dick in my dick). Please get back to me bro.

lol, why would they think of you as that young? My dad's younger than yours, and I'm 19 alright...

Hey guys, my friend bet me [insert absurd amount of money] that I couldn't [insert wild sex act] before [insert end date here]. I decided that I'd brag about it on a cartoon porn website.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm 49 years old, and live with my "friend". What do you do, other than "live a normal, completely non-gay life"? I also work for my buddy's company, (did I mention he just bought us a matching set of Lambos?, shit was SO cash.) You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my sweet bike.

god bless james bond....

wait... I missed something. You're 49? and still living alone in a penthouse that someone else owns? Yeah, you got me bro; IM REAL JEALOUSLOL.

14 year olds with the internet; lying to people about who they are since 1996.

p.s. did you think coming to a hentai web forum to talk about your sexual conquests would be believable?

sigh... this is y i hate morons
when ppl are made jelous they must say sumtin to try and hur the one they jelous at so they feel better bout themself

fukin moronic assholes
and btw i own the suite he was just the cosigner and my fuckin cousin you goddamned fuckstick

So, granddad, why aren't you using english? I know they taught it in the 70s.

Also, damn, that's some razor sharp language. Did the nurse forget your meds again?

this is "y" no one believes you're 49; or the rest of your horse shit story.

Wonderful English skills. Tell me, are you a poet in your spare time?

damn you fucksticks all to hell im signin off b4 me and my drunken self say sumtin i will regret

Any site to be exact. You can say just about anything on the internet but unless the people who reads your statement knows you very well, it’s all stories and nothing more.

Or god forbid, something intelligent.

Yo, I don't think minors can get drunk :/

you would know...

Yeah, being raised on the streets I saw a lot of kids trying to steal alcohol, but it chiselled me into the hercules I am today.

posting while still hammered? thats a new thing

I lol at this thread. I lol at the person that made this thread trying to be cool. I lol at the persons thinking that having any fuckfriends at all is something cool or special. I lol at the people that believe him.

Yes, I lol at it.

[color=blue]Hey, I believed him. >.>

Till he said he was 49. XD People that old don't go to sites like this, right?[/color]

*patpat* I'm sorry, but you shouldn't, since then I will lol, even if it is at you <=/