[Locked] Women
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
SolidShark wrote...
Women? Sort of want.My last date was horrible. I went out with her, she ate a large bill of food at a restaurant, didn't offer to split the bill (damn bitch >:0 that was $60 worth of food), had no manners, constantly spoke at the phone instead of talking to me. ._. She was a mean, uses-you-for-free-meal half-colored hispanic and delicious-flatchest bitch. I feel depressed. She didn't even kiss my check or shake my hand when she left the car. T_T
Post note, I saw her kissing anoher man yesterday. ._.
And you let her live?!
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
[quote="SolidShark"]Women? Sort of want.My last date was horrible. I went out with her, she ate a large bill of food at a restaurant, didn't offer to split the bill (damn bitch >:0 that was $60 worth of food), had no manners, constantly spoke at the phone instead of talking to me. ._. She was a mean, uses-you-for-free-meal half-colored hispanic and delicious-flatchest bitch. I feel depressed. She didn't even kiss my check or shake my hand when she left the car. T_T
Post note, I saw her kissing anoher man yesterday. ._.
And you let her live?!
Years of prison over an opportunist bitch is not my ideal way of life. $60 worth of food
Yea thats not worth becoming someones sugar daddy in prison but I have one question. What did you exactly see in her again? I'm having technical difficulties understand how you blew $60 dollars on a women who pretty much made you become her left overs or something like that.
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
SolidShark wrote...
Her appearance, her smell, voice, and acting "sweet" and asked ME to take her to eat. I was at first startled how open she was being. During the date she never asked anything about me, so I tried to ask her about herself, which she barely talked about herself. Once at the restaurant (which she picked by the way), I talked to her about world cuisine and my cooking attempts to try to draw her attention, that's when she said "Oh, espera (which in spanish means 'wait'), telefono (doubt it needs translation).". The telephone had no ringtone, thus either it was vibrating or was a complete lie.
Affer eating and "talking" on the phone she proceeded rather quickly to avoid mentioning the bill and said she had to go to the bathroom. 20 Minutes passed, the waiters were looking at me suspiciously since I still had not payed the bill (I was expecting her to come back and offer to pay half of he bill, I confess to you that I am a very cheap bastard).
She finally left the bathroom and said a friend was going to pick her up. She left rather quickly the restaurant without even looking at the bill. A tear rained down my cheek with the backround sound of a sad maxican song in the background of the restaurant. I counted three times the 60 dollars to make sure I wasn't over-paying, and folded a $1 bill in four (false tip) to fool the waiter that it was a larger tip and walked as quickly as possible from the restaurant, remembering my self to never visit it again.
While at the parking, I saw her in a red pick-up kissing another man. ._. That's what happened. Any more questions/opinions?
One and last question ... Did she have big titties?
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
Her appearance, her smell, voice, and acting "sweet" and asked ME to take her to eat. I was at first startled how open she was being. During the date she never asked anything about me, so I tried to ask her about herself, which she barely talked about herself. Once at the restaurant (which she picked by the way), I talked to her about world cuisine and my cooking attempts to try to draw her attention, that's when she said "Oh, espera (which in spanish means 'wait'), telefono (doubt it needs translation).". The telephone had no ringtone, thus either it was vibrating or was a complete lie.
Affer eating and "talking" on the phone she proceeded rather quickly to avoid mentioning the bill and said she had to go to the bathroom. 20 Minutes passed, the waiters were looking at me suspiciously since I still had not payed the bill (I was expecting her to come back and offer to pay half of he bill, I confess to you that I am a very cheap bastard).
She finally left the bathroom and said a friend was going to pick her up. She left rather quickly the restaurant without even looking at the bill. A tear rained down my cheek with the backround sound of a sad maxican song in the background of the restaurant. I counted three times the 60 dollars to make sure I wasn't over-paying, and folded a $1 bill in four (false tip) to fool the waiter that it was a larger tip and walked as quickly as possible from the restaurant, remembering my self to never visit it again.
While at the parking, I saw her in a red pick-up kissing another man. ._. That's what happened. Any more questions/opinions?
One and last question ... Did she have big titties?
I specificallysaid flatchest didn't I? *facepalms*
I think you broke my nose lol! But seriously, I am sorry about what happened to you. You can find another girl in no time! This time, make sure she has big tits at least D-cups. Trust me ,those women never act opportunist and they never forget to split bills.
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Women.
I already apologized earlier, then she's still mad at me with a feel of disgust or something.
Anyways, she's not my gal, so it flipped my switch, smoke 3 sticks of cigarettes (which I rarely, rarely do), and I sang Linkin park songs on the Karaoke like there's no tomorrow.
She stays 1 floor up where the Karaoke machine is.
I'm sick and tired of tyranny.
I already apologized earlier, then she's still mad at me with a feel of disgust or something.
Anyways, she's not my gal, so it flipped my switch, smoke 3 sticks of cigarettes (which I rarely, rarely do), and I sang Linkin park songs on the Karaoke like there's no tomorrow.
She stays 1 floor up where the Karaoke machine is.
I'm sick and tired of tyranny.
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
Her appearance, her smell, voice, and acting "sweet" and asked ME to take her to eat. I was at first startled how open she was being. During the date she never asked anything about me, so I tried to ask her about herself, which she barely talked about herself. Once at the restaurant (which she picked by the way), I talked to her about world cuisine and my cooking attempts to try to draw her attention, that's when she said "Oh, espera (which in spanish means 'wait'), telefono (doubt it needs translation).". The telephone had no ringtone, thus either it was vibrating or was a complete lie.
Affer eating and "talking" on the phone she proceeded rather quickly to avoid mentioning the bill and said she had to go to the bathroom. 20 Minutes passed, the waiters were looking at me suspiciously since I still had not payed the bill (I was expecting her to come back and offer to pay half of he bill, I confess to you that I am a very cheap bastard).
She finally left the bathroom and said a friend was going to pick her up. She left rather quickly the restaurant without even looking at the bill. A tear rained down my cheek with the backround sound of a sad maxican song in the background of the restaurant. I counted three times the 60 dollars to make sure I wasn't over-paying, and folded a $1 bill in four (false tip) to fool the waiter that it was a larger tip and walked as quickly as possible from the restaurant, remembering my self to never visit it again.
While at the parking, I saw her in a red pick-up kissing another man. ._. That's what happened. Any more questions/opinions?
One and last question ... Did she have big titties?
I specificallysaid flatchest didn't I? *facepalms*
I think you broke my nose lol! But seriously, I am sorry about what happened to you. You can find another girl in no time! This time, make sure she has big tits at least D-cups. Trust me ,those women never act opportunist and they never forget to split bills.
The facepalm was towards my own face. :3
Anyway, thanks for the motivation, and the pro-tip. I will aim for larger cups next time.
Anything for a fellow Fakku member! Now if you will excuse me, I gotta find out whats a damn waifu!
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623
FAKKU QA
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
Her appearance, her smell, voice, and acting "sweet" and asked ME to take her to eat. I was at first startled how open she was being. During the date she never asked anything about me, so I tried to ask her about herself, which she barely talked about herself. Once at the restaurant (which she picked by the way), I talked to her about world cuisine and my cooking attempts to try to draw her attention, that's when she said "Oh, espera (which in spanish means 'wait'), telefono (doubt it needs translation).". The telephone had no ringtone, thus either it was vibrating or was a complete lie.
Affer eating and "talking" on the phone she proceeded rather quickly to avoid mentioning the bill and said she had to go to the bathroom. 20 Minutes passed, the waiters were looking at me suspiciously since I still had not payed the bill (I was expecting her to come back and offer to pay half of he bill, I confess to you that I am a very cheap bastard).
She finally left the bathroom and said a friend was going to pick her up. She left rather quickly the restaurant without even looking at the bill. A tear rained down my cheek with the backround sound of a sad maxican song in the background of the restaurant. I counted three times the 60 dollars to make sure I wasn't over-paying, and folded a $1 bill in four (false tip) to fool the waiter that it was a larger tip and walked as quickly as possible from the restaurant, remembering my self to never visit it again.
While at the parking, I saw her in a red pick-up kissing another man. ._. That's what happened. Any more questions/opinions?
One and last question ... Did she have big titties?
I specificallysaid flatchest didn't I? *facepalms*
I think you broke my nose lol! But seriously, I am sorry about what happened to you. You can find another girl in no time! This time, make sure she has big tits at least D-cups. Trust me ,those women never act opportunist and they never forget to split bills.
The facepalm was towards my own face. :3
Anyway, thanks for the motivation, and the pro-tip. I will aim for larger cups next time.
You guys are faggots.
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Sgt.broski
Where's the futa Jacob
623 wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
Sgt.broski wrote...
SolidShark wrote...
Her appearance, her smell, voice, and acting "sweet" and asked ME to take her to eat. I was at first startled how open she was being. During the date she never asked anything about me, so I tried to ask her about herself, which she barely talked about herself. Once at the restaurant (which she picked by the way), I talked to her about world cuisine and my cooking attempts to try to draw her attention, that's when she said "Oh, espera (which in spanish means 'wait'), telefono (doubt it needs translation).". The telephone had no ringtone, thus either it was vibrating or was a complete lie.
Affer eating and "talking" on the phone she proceeded rather quickly to avoid mentioning the bill and said she had to go to the bathroom. 20 Minutes passed, the waiters were looking at me suspiciously since I still had not payed the bill (I was expecting her to come back and offer to pay half of he bill, I confess to you that I am a very cheap bastard).
She finally left the bathroom and said a friend was going to pick her up. She left rather quickly the restaurant without even looking at the bill. A tear rained down my cheek with the backround sound of a sad maxican song in the background of the restaurant. I counted three times the 60 dollars to make sure I wasn't over-paying, and folded a $1 bill in four (false tip) to fool the waiter that it was a larger tip and walked as quickly as possible from the restaurant, remembering my self to never visit it again.
While at the parking, I saw her in a red pick-up kissing another man. ._. That's what happened. Any more questions/opinions?
One and last question ... Did she have big titties?
I specificallysaid flatchest didn't I? *facepalms*
I think you broke my nose lol! But seriously, I am sorry about what happened to you. You can find another girl in no time! This time, make sure she has big tits at least D-cups. Trust me ,those women never act opportunist and they never forget to split bills.
The facepalm was towards my own face. :3
Anyway, thanks for the motivation, and the pro-tip. I will aim for larger cups next time.
You guys are faggots.
*Shrugs* I'm to legit to be a homosexual.
