Words of Wisdom
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
“Virgin”
In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.
Posted on May 22, 2013 with 943 notes
MY SIDES!
In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.
Posted on May 22, 2013 with 943 notes
MY SIDES!
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
artcellrox wrote...
“Virgin”In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.
Posted on May 22, 2013 with 943 notes
MY SIDES!
I was also gonna quote that...... fuck.
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This thing is a fucking gold mine.
"Naturally, most people, myself included, tend to think that all of Africa was initially inhabited by African American tribes."
"When Iran nationalized its oil, this was seen as a threat, and the US needed to increase their oil prices. They fought it with their most powerful weapon: weapons."
"Acting white is defined as buying and accepting slaves. This behavior is viewed very negatively because in our time now slavery is over and done with. Back in the day slavery was a traumatic event for the african americans. Highly offensive."
"Are we just *learning* about puberty, or will we actually be doing it in class?"
"Frankenstein has many references to religion. The Bible also has many references to religion."
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Ahh....these are great.
Hybrids
So, in the film, we have these three little girls. They never chose to be hybrids, they just came out of a white man’s weiner and went into an aboriginal woman’s vajay-jay, or vice versa.
Posted on May 3, 2013 with 225 notes
So, in the film, we have these three little girls. They never chose to be hybrids, they just came out of a white man’s weiner and went into an aboriginal woman’s vajay-jay, or vice versa.
Posted on May 3, 2013 with 225 notes
Death problems and health
However, legalizing performance enhancing drugs would lead to negative effects on athletes such as death problems and health.
Posted on May 2, 2013 with 626 notes
However, legalizing performance enhancing drugs would lead to negative effects on athletes such as death problems and health.
Posted on May 2, 2013 with 626 notes
Thanks to hate
We’re all human, so we have to hate, it’s one of our flaws. But we can hate as little as we can if you apply yourself to. Without hate, Martin Luther King Jr. Would be alive. Mohamat Gandhi would be alive. John F. Kennedy would’ve made more changes to the world and be alive. Abraham Lincoln would’ve ended segregation for blacks and be alive. Many people we don’t know about would’ve made life-changing experiments or foundings, but thanks to hate, they never got to.
Posted on April 16, 2013 with 285 notes
We’re all human, so we have to hate, it’s one of our flaws. But we can hate as little as we can if you apply yourself to. Without hate, Martin Luther King Jr. Would be alive. Mohamat Gandhi would be alive. John F. Kennedy would’ve made more changes to the world and be alive. Abraham Lincoln would’ve ended segregation for blacks and be alive. Many people we don’t know about would’ve made life-changing experiments or foundings, but thanks to hate, they never got to.
Posted on April 16, 2013 with 285 notes
The origins of the mixed race
During colonization, the mixed race came about because the priests boned the natives.
Posted on April 14, 2013 with 642 notes
During colonization, the mixed race came about because the priests boned the natives.
Posted on April 14, 2013 with 642 notes
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Cruz
Dope Stone Lion
I think ethnic cleansing means cleaning out your body and soul and becoming refreshed with a new beginning.
We need more ethnic cleansing gaiz.
It's even more hilarious that he thinks these students are failing due to budget cuts though.
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"Why are you trying to ruin college?"
Students should be able to enjoy their college life experience without being tested if they gained much knowledge.
Students should be able to enjoy their college life experience without being tested if they gained much knowledge.
"People cannot help it!"
I would also like to add that the term illiterate is mean and hateful. People cannot help that they don’t have a father!
I would also like to add that the term illiterate is mean and hateful. People cannot help that they don’t have a father!
"Shitty excuse"
Professor I missed my exam because I took a pooping tea last night for weight loss and as soon as I get some clothes on and one foot out the door I have to run back to the toilet.
Professor I missed my exam because I took a pooping tea last night for weight loss and as soon as I get some clothes on and one foot out the door I have to run back to the toilet.
"Slipped a dick"
I am not going to be in class today I have slipped a dick in my back and it is very painful. I can hardly get out of bed.
I am not going to be in class today I have slipped a dick in my back and it is very painful. I can hardly get out of bed.
I can literally feel myself becoming dumber just from reading these.
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Cruz
Dope Stone Lion
The American Dream is dead.
The American Dream, just like George Washington, is dead. Unlike George Washington, however, no one ever bothered to bury the American Dream. Instead of giving the dream a proper burial, we’ve stood the old lady up like a scarecrow, perverted her with makeup and a boob job, and then sat her out by the statue of liberty to mock incoming immigrants.
The American Dream, just like George Washington, is dead. Unlike George Washington, however, no one ever bothered to bury the American Dream. Instead of giving the dream a proper burial, we’ve stood the old lady up like a scarecrow, perverted her with makeup and a boob job, and then sat her out by the statue of liberty to mock incoming immigrants.
The Scarlet Letter “G”
Hester P. took her punishment like a straight up G and she never ratted out her baby daddy.
Hester P. took her punishment like a straight up G and she never ratted out her baby daddy.
This blog is hilarious.
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The Jewish Problem
The Jews were mainly Christians, and the Nazis had a problem with that.
The Jews were mainly Christians, and the Nazis had a problem with that.
Made me laugh so hard.
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Hybrids
So, in the film, we have these three little girls. They never chose to be hybrids, they just came out of a white man’s weiner and went into an aboriginal woman’s vajay-jay, or vice versa.
So, in the film, we have these three little girls. They never chose to be hybrids, they just came out of a white man’s weiner and went into an aboriginal woman’s vajay-jay, or vice versa.
Excuse me, wut
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luinthoron
High Priest of Loli
I managed to resist posting a lot of things, but this one finally got me:
Traditions passed down through generations
My grandma loves cock on Sunday afternoons and I like to watch when she does!
My grandma loves cock on Sunday afternoons and I like to watch when she does!
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"The Origin of Love"
As we know, the loves between the female and the male originate from menstrual cramp because the most part of people are heterosexual.
As we know, the loves between the female and the male originate from menstrual cramp because the most part of people are heterosexual.
"Oh, the Guilt"
Buddhists try really hard to masturbate themselves to nirvana.
Buddhists try really hard to masturbate themselves to nirvana.
"The game of a lifetime"
In 1938, Wilt Chamberlain returned from Munich and announced that he had made a deal with Adolf Hitler.
In 1938, Wilt Chamberlain returned from Munich and announced that he had made a deal with Adolf Hitler.
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luinthoron
High Priest of Loli
Odamust wrote...
"Oh, the Guilt"
Buddhists try really hard to masturbate themselves to nirvana.
Buddhists try really hard to masturbate themselves to nirvana.
Good news for most of us here on Fakku.
