Would you have sex with jello?

Stupid thread is stupid I know, but there are so many of these threads so why not add my own with a random thought I had in the shower.

I still kinda want to be a slime girl and get laid with a dildo as one, so that got me thinking in the shower if there is a fetish for sticking your dick in gelatin deserts and materials with similar gooy squishy like petroleum jelly or really thick shampoo / lotion.

So would you fuck a cube of jello or something else like it? I know if I had a penis I'd at least try it. I don't know if I want jello inside deep me though as I don't know how well my body would respond to having food stuck up there and your pussy isn't exactly the easiest thing to fully clean out.

You let go of Lime! lemon won't like it and besides She's not into - wait that's not her, too much yellow in that green.
Carry on fucking. XD

I dunno. I for one actually like eating jelly. It takes a while to make too, and to waste food by sticking your penis in it is not something I'm a big fan of.

Only if it was a slime girl. If it was regular jello, I'd rather eat it.

Slime girls best.

Slime girls is best. And if I were a slime girl I'd fuck you if you were a slime girl

You kinky slut.

It's just a fantasy I had once. Best wet dream of my life actually.
All my friends were colorful tasty slimes based off our favorite color and flavors, truth or date led to 7 minutes in heaven with my BFF-not-yet-loving-girlfriend-Cherry which led to 69ing each other in the broom closet and she tasted like cherries and I tasted like grape koolaid. I woke up at climax to find my panties wet and my hand over said panties. I didn't know I could masturbate in my sleep until then.

In fact I wouldn't mind if I brought my friends (who would also be slimes with me because they too happen to be into that I found out later) over to and had a large slime orgy where we're just a yummy multicolored puddle of vague human shapes. That's how I always imagined a slime orgy anyway.

I feel sick for reading this.

Because like you said, it's stupid and it's infesting the damn section. It was never funny, and it still isn't.

By the way, yes I would if it were living slime jello, and you did the opening post wrong.

Still more fun than what your worthless 3rd world asshole can shit out.

Now you know how everyone feels after reading your shit posts

I bet that creepy guy at work that likes to stick his dick into bath/sink drains would have a blast answering your question.

You still read those?

I must be a masochist or something

stupid question. Food jelly, slime girl, I'd stick my dick in both anytime

I ought to do it more then so she leaves.

Well I'm not leaving, though I don't know who this she is in your sentence.
Whoever it is, I doubt she'd leave too.