Would you rather X or Y?

Ha lol what is this ac you speak of I'm living without one now
Same question but change light to TV

what is a Tv. . . . A/C is a MUST FOR SURVIVAL

would you rather cook for yourself everyday or eat order finished food everyday for the rest of your life?

I enjoy cooking

WYR master drawing or writing?

Master drawing.

Would you rather shave your head or shave your pubic hair?

Of course the latter

Bring your waifu to life or live in the world of your waifu

>Bring Husbando to life
>Start amateur cosplay sex site
>Feature Grell x (My cosplay)
>??????
>Profit

Would you rather never sleep again without consequences, or have a device that instantly regenerates your energy with minor consequences.

the device and never use it.

would you rather be able to hibernate or stay awake all summer long?

Stay awake, I'm a productivity maniac (and I've gotten bored of sleeping recently....)

Either be rich and drunk every day or poor and work extremely fast

Poorfag that work fast and hard.


Would you rather be a biologically/genetically-altered superhuman, or a cyborg/mechanically-augmented superhuman with cybernetic limbs(like Adam Jensen)?

Biological. The possibilities are greater, and they're not reliant on external parts or maintenance. Possibly more discreet.

Time travel or shifting through different realities in the multiverse?
(you can't alter the past or bring back things from the future / There's billions upon billions of realities, the chance of getting lost is more likely the more you travel)

Well in theory, they're the same thing, but time travel would be nice, closest thing to immortality

Lose your memory every day or live the same day infinitely

In theory they're not the same. One is on a fixed time line, the other is a chaotic mess where you can land in a reality where cats have opposable thumbs and dogs speak in French accents. Traveling through time doesn't mean your body stops functioning like a normal body, you'd still age.

OT: Live the same day every day. Living through the same day doesn't mean you have to do the same thing every day. Even so, I'd rather be blissfully unaware then knowingly forgetting about all the people and things I hold dear.

Would you have one consequence free day, regardless of what you do there won't be consequences, or you get to make 1 random person in your life have one of the luckiest day in their lives.

I meant so that in a reality sense that the two affect into the same thing. And alteration to a timeline forces the splitting into new universes and thus, any forward travel is increasingly unlikely to be the original as more travel and/or alterations are made.

OT: Consequence free, there are some things I'd like to downing would ensure the success of myself and others but certain barriers prevent me from doing so

I think I mentioned that regardless of what you do in the past you don't alter the timeline. Because otherwise you wouldn't be able to time travel if your present wasn't the same. Sure you create another timeline but you're still staying within your own when you go back. You can't possible expect to kill Hitler before the rise of regime and then expect to still exist?

No new question was asked so I'll stick with mine again. :^)

Ok, technicalities aside

WYR Conquer your fears and weaknesses or achieve your goals

Conquer my fears and weaknesses

Would you rather be able to breath under water or fly

Breathe Underwater, there's a lot of stuff down there but not so much up there.

WYR fuck a watermelon or a leg of ham.

You.

I hear a warm watermelon is like an onahole, so that I guess.

Would you rather have the ability to see 2 to 3 seconds in the future or the ability to extend your vision by a kilometers at will?

I would choose extended vision because by the time you finish your vision of forsight the event is happening

Would you rather fart fire or sneeze lightening

Huh. Depends. If you see a bullet or a person lunging at you, you'd still be able to dodge, as long as you're physically capable of it.

I'd take lightning sneezes. A random uncontrollable fart would ruin my clothes. A random lightning sneeze's destruction might be mitigated if I quickly stare at the ground.

I'll reuse my last one because I'm lazy.