Yandere Club - You will only look at me, RIGHT~? ❤

[font=Verdana]Blood+. There is your answer. On that note, why does it matter?

[font=ArialBlack] Dont ask.. ;3.

Haron, she's totally crazy, dude...

[font=ArialBlack]Maybe..

I've read Ore no Kanojo ga Fuuzokujou ni Natta Riyuu, definitely one of the most brutal netorares I've ever read. Even the yandere friend seemed surprised at the end how well it turned out for her. Happy ending indeed.

As for the recently translated Absolute Kirino Territory 2: To be honest I'm kind of let down by this one. The dialog is broken into a lot of half-sentences and it felt very disjointed. Couldn't follow along very well.

Latest Yandere-like stories I found, from least to most stalkerish:

My [22f] irrational jealousy is making me miserable

My best friend [25/F] is sexually harassing me [24/M]

My boyfriend [22] has an obsessive ex.

My friend [20M] is dating a total psycho [20F]. Help.

They say girl stalkers aren't as creepy, yeah right..



Knife. Easier to hide (element of surprise), more inconspicuous ("I'm just using this to prepare dinner honey!~") and more swift (try swinging an axe in your apartment hallway and see how much momentum you get, as well as how quickly you will get taken off the premises forever).

Tired, but technically an axe is better, given if it is not dull, don't you know beheading were relatively a quick death if done correctly? Also axe should be used for hacking limbs off, while a katana is good for slashing. If we keep to the theme of yandere, would she or he want to kill you quick or slow?

Also, Vortex, yesterday I was staring at your signature, particularly bread makes you fat, lol.

for Nail, I'll check 'em out!

[font=Verdana].......

*prays to Oyashiro-sama*






[font=Verdana]We are all crazy here, so.. yeah.






The NTR and scat force is strong in this one. Apparently, there are some yandere scenes, but the NTR theme overwhelms the whole story.



Have you watched Oreimo? You would not clearly understand the doujin if you don't know the story of the series. I honestly thought there would be a Kuroneko yandere scene, but just like the author said, it is already apparent on the title that it would be centered on Kirino's femdom.





Thank you again for sharing these stories. I am going to read it later. I have to do something for the meantime.

You will only talk to Amy-senpai, haron-kun.

Typically, the only way to make a yandere a proven yandere is to push the boundaries of the "comfort zone". Also, yolo, fast lane.

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Who is Am-....... Hmm? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Well, you are right about that. I like to see it as a third-party perspective, but I feel bad for those people, whether fiction or reality, who are the target of those yandere. Anyway, that's why we must provide advices and guides for them to survive in their dilemma.

inb4 Sushimi finds Amy.

Also...not enough love for scissors.

Don't worry, guys. No single soul will tell her. I prefer nail clipper, BTW.

Inside an underground chamber.... a guy can be seen sitting on some sort of armchair with his limbs tightly bounded.

"Do you love me?"
"No.. Nevah!"

*clips*

"Uugggh!!!"
"I ask you again, do you love me?"
"NO, YOU BITCH!"

*clips* *clips* *clips*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"


That kind of thing.

Here are your scissors.



And this is mine.

No, I saw two episodes and stopped watching Oreimo. I could not stand Kirino. At all. There is being Tsundere, and there is being a total bitch. I don't even care if she defrosts later in the series, my first impression of her was that terrible. And apparently the yandere of the series (Ayase I think?) is into Kirino, and I've said before I'm not a fan of yuri, so there's so real incentive to continue watching "I can't Believe My Sister is this much of a Bitch." She angers me so much that I...that I...AAAAaaaAAARGH!

goes to stab a pillow several times

Whew. Sorry about that. Anyway, I hoped the yandere manga would have changed my mind about the series. It didn't.

LOL. Okay. You are the same as my other comrades. I only bared to watch that show for the sake of seeing Ayase. When her airtime is now over, I raged quit watching it. Though, I would still resume it eventually, but I lost interest in it. It is a total fail. I am telling you. Even the Oreimo fans were terribly disappointed.

Ayase eventually fell in love with Kirino's brother, so it is still all good.

I blamed it on the tsundere-incest fans, they were louder than others.

Ayase did get interested in the brother..... somehow, actually I think she always was. So it wouldn't have been yuri, still I can understand.



Best advice a yandere doesn't kill unless a person has sex with them. They may freak out when you decided to leave, but they have nothing invested into you, so it is much easier. So... show restraint.

Because of the recently discussed Corpse Party...

[font=ArialBlack]I hope you like boats.. Haron-kun.

All right. Are there any single episodes worth watching?

I do not really see it as a yuri relationship. It is more of like Ayase being overly protective to her best friend Kirino. She also does not want people lying to her, especially her close friends.






You are right, however, I contend there is no certainty and assurance that they won't kill even if such case did not happen.





Nice candles.






[font=Verdana]LOL. I have no idea because I have no experience of some sort. I like roller coasters, though. Wait.. wait.. I am very sure I didn't do anything. I swear in the name of Oyashiro-sama.







I forgot which episodes, but I think you won't like any of them, since Kirino almost always makes her appearance. Oh wait. My video screenshots includes the title of the video.

In Oreimo 2:

Episode 2 = Ayase imitating the yandere heroine in the game
Episode 6 = Ayase handcuffing Kyousuke
Episode 11 = Ayase bringing a knife in Kyousuke's home / Ayase and Kuroneko standoff

When im done with you, youll be on the nicest boat possible.. Well, 1/4 of you anyway.